Who says it was abandoned? Maybe somebody left it there to eat it later
Don’t eat the forbidden Sushi!
Veggie Crunch Rolls?? Mate, no wonder it was left there
Are you looking to lose some weight very quickly?
If so, yes.
How much do you like diarrhoea?
Yep. Let it sit for longer, preferably in the sun. Let it ripen.
The condensation inside the box makes me queasy…
Judging by the surrounding area, I’m going to say that’s a no from me
I used to clean buses for work and once found a whole quiche lorraine on the upper floor. Was a real moral dilemma on how to handle it
I dare you
Brave
A man ate abandoned sushi he found while having a walk. This is what happened to his organs.
It will be the best food poisoning you ever had in your life
Oh yes, do eat it. And if you find some perfume lying around, just spray yourself with it. What could possibly go wrong?
In the words of Jerry Seinfeld “you’ve crossed the line between man and bum”
The condensation means it’s fresher 👍
The salmonella’s included for free too
It is not.
Could be a few days off work that.
If explosive diarrhoea is your hobby.
My niece told me her idiot boyfriend purchased clearance sushi from a garage, left it in his car for the afternoon and then ate it. Shitting and puking for three days.
I have seen staff at chain stores gather up all the food nearing its expiration date and leave it in building doorways and on street corners for homeless people to find. I’ve never been sure if this is an official company policy or just a personal act of charity by the staff to redistribute the food rather than letting perfectly good items go to waste in the bin.
If you want to shit your lungs out through your arsehole, Yeah, have at it bro.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Best part is if you eat it, you’ll likely get tomorrow off of work! Win/win
Preemptive apology.
This does seem a bit fishy.
Heed the words of Money (That’s What I Want) by The Flying Lizards when it comes to what you want.
>The best things in life are free.
But this does not apply to
YO! Sushi
You want money
>(That’s what I want)
That’s what you want
[Repeat]
>Sushi gives you such a thrill
But found sushi could well just kill
You want money
>(That’s what I want)
That’s what you want
[Repeat]
>Money doesn’t get you everything
It’s true
But free sushi could make you poo
I want money
>(That’s what you want)
That’s what I want
[Repeat]
>(That’s what I want)
I want sushi
I want lots of free sushi
(That’s what I want)
Give me your sushi
(That’s what I want)
Just give me sushi
(That’s what I want)
Or at least that’s how I think the lyrics go, give or take a few words.
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it’s probably about as risky as eating a Japanese puffer fish prepared by me
Definitely one of those things you get to enjoy exactly one time in your life.
[Why would it be there if you weren’t supposed to eat it?](https://youtu.be/nGKz2VejQhg?si=lSNeGOX6XwF3i7jV)
NO! Sushi
What’s the date on it?
Who says it was abandoned? Maybe somebody left it there to eat it later
Don’t eat the forbidden Sushi!
Veggie Crunch Rolls?? Mate, no wonder it was left there
Are you looking to lose some weight very quickly?
If so, yes.
How much do you like diarrhoea?
Yep. Let it sit for longer, preferably in the sun. Let it ripen.
The condensation inside the box makes me queasy…
Judging by the surrounding area, I’m going to say that’s a no from me
I used to clean buses for work and once found a whole quiche lorraine on the upper floor. Was a real moral dilemma on how to handle it
I dare you
Brave
A man ate abandoned sushi he found while having a walk. This is what happened to his organs.
It will be the best food poisoning you ever had in your life
Oh yes, do eat it. And if you find some perfume lying around, just spray yourself with it. What could possibly go wrong?
In the words of Jerry Seinfeld “you’ve crossed the line between man and bum”
The condensation means it’s fresher 👍
The salmonella’s included for free too
It is not.
Could be a few days off work that.
If explosive diarrhoea is your hobby.
My niece told me her idiot boyfriend purchased clearance sushi from a garage, left it in his car for the afternoon and then ate it. Shitting and puking for three days.
I have seen staff at chain stores gather up all the food nearing its expiration date and leave it in building doorways and on street corners for homeless people to find. I’ve never been sure if this is an official company policy or just a personal act of charity by the staff to redistribute the food rather than letting perfectly good items go to waste in the bin.
If you want to shit your lungs out through your arsehole, Yeah, have at it bro.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Best part is if you eat it, you’ll likely get tomorrow off of work! Win/win
Preemptive apology.
This does seem a bit fishy.
Heed the words of Money (That’s What I Want) by The Flying Lizards when it comes to what you want.
>The best things in life are free.
But this does not apply to
YO! Sushi
You want money
>(That’s what I want)
That’s what you want
[Repeat]
>Sushi gives you such a thrill
But found sushi could well just kill
You want money
>(That’s what I want)
That’s what you want
[Repeat]
>Money doesn’t get you everything
It’s true
But free sushi could make you poo
I want money
>(That’s what you want)
That’s what I want
[Repeat]
>(That’s what I want)
I want sushi
I want lots of free sushi
(That’s what I want)
Give me your sushi
(That’s what I want)
Just give me sushi
(That’s what I want)
Or at least that’s how I think the lyrics go, give or take a few words.
Sushi roulette
Squids and squits. Cause and effect