Russian authorities demand research institutes hand over latest developments in anti-ageing science

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1. Free tips:

   * Quit being alcohilist;
   * Quit invade your neighbours.

2. >burden of cell ageing, new technologies preventing cognitive and sensory impairment, methods for correcting the immune system, as well as new medical technology based on bioprinting.

   So here is Putin’s medical condition in a nutshell?

3. *Someone don’t want to die*

4. someone wants to prolong their miserable existence

5. “… so we sent them an apple a day.”

6. please, god, please, make it happen…

7. The same as it was in the soviet 1920s, when old “Old Communists” thought that in decade USSR will become the last, final, country of the World, therefore went crazy with greed to anti-aging technologies. Modern dietary food and dietary supplement partially was created during this soviet period.

8. This is an ideal setting for a prank from one of those research institutions

9. They believe in charged water, I wouldn’t be surprised if they believed in immortality potions

10. They should send Putin one of those concoctions we all made when we were kids – just a mix of random liquid shit we found around the house=P

11. So Putin wants to live forever like Mr. Burns?

12. So, will the researchers please send the result asap but reversed?

13. This can’t be a real headline. It’s like something out of a bad thriller movie.

14. There are other ways to ensure you don’t get any older…