This is how you improve a Guinness, by making it a ‘Billie Irish’

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1. Paddy, I fully well understand if you make that person’s car go kaboom over this

2. For some reason, it just doesn’t feel right that Monster is denser than Guinness.

3. gonster

4. i’m coming over to blow up your dams

5. This is clearly a Gonster. Get the fuck out of here with your “Billie Eilish” pish.

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7. https://preview.redd.it/2k5obsn8zemd1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82451244721912eff5b5aeadf41e42c3478dfb1

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9. Someone call the IRA

10. True Nitro Stout

11. I’d sooner shit in a pint of Guinness and drink it rather than touch this fucking abomination.

    https://i.redd.it/330rwcmq1fmd1.gif

12. https://preview.redd.it/89gllss62fmd1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3880f073bc1ff6a01ef930b8a2bb8198ca9431c2

13. After the election results today, I might try it. It’s either surprisingly good/OK or it’ll kill me. Win win

14. This is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in a while.

15. I’ve seen this before and I haven’t tried it, but as someone who’s tried both it would probably work surprisingly well. Guinness is rich and earthy, and that Monster is very sharp and sweet. It’s kinda like an old fashioned

16. You should be Ireland’s public enemy number 1 for this.

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18. Germans taking notes… they love mixing beer (lager mostly) with weird stuff.

19. Who let the Boston yanks in.

20. Whoever said violence isn’t the answer hasn’t been confronted with this yet

21. Wonder why the suicide in Ireland has skyrocketed?

22. Paddy, I know how you are feeling

23. No worries Paddy, I’ll do the guys car on this one, you sit back and relax…

24. Ewuyucg,udddD47$*5, of 8

25. Ders moar t’ Oireland den dis

26. this you?

    https://preview.redd.it/mbahth24cfmd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8386b6514c70d727777ece98dad2d98ce839a829

27. So, this is the Irish version of the pineapple pizza is for us?

28. This offends me

29. Some of you are alright. Don’t start your cars tomorrow.

30. This would fucking obliterate a Victorian era child

31. Thanks, I hate it. Thats a waste of a perfectly good pint (even though the canned ones are worse than a propa one from the pub)

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33. is that the irish equivalent to our schnitzel with tunke?

34. What the fuck is this

35. I feel insulted by this beverage and I’m not even Irish

36. Careful now. Btw, your left your car in a no parking zone. Might want to move before you get a ticket.

37. Use Smirnoff black ice instead of Monster, twas called a ‘dark storm’, much better aesthetically and flavour wise.

38. What a hate crime! Magnificent. Not since pineapple on a pizza have I seen something as audacious.

    The temerity bedazzles me.

39. I swear canned guinnes just tastes like the water you pour on a glass you were drinking beer from

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