Hey eurobros remember that time in 732 AD a fr*nch bloke saved Christianity because Spanyoids were too sleepy to fight?



by toughfluffer

14 comments
  1. Hol’ up… French? Pretty sure the bloke spoke Frankish, which is a Germanic language.

  2. The French knights also played an important role in the reconquista

  3. He was frankish, not french. and if you want to give him a modern nationality the only way is to go by place of birth and that would make him belgian…

  4. *German that ruled over filthy French Gauls 😎😎😎

  5. Still not as a cool as leading 18 000 horsemen in the largest cavalry charge in history with winged hussars right into the Ottoman lines, and ACTUALLY saving Europe

  6. We fought Pedro for 80 years, they sure as fuck weren’t sleeping then! That was your doing?

  7. Eh. Christianity was doing OK in Byzantium and Ethiopia and we were happy on our island. What’s a little Islamicisation of all of continental Western Europe.

  8. Because of a decadent german monarchy, learn history francophile Barry🤮

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