Can I get it back please





by aceofdemons

27 comments
  1. If this is a neighbour you’ve had a falling out with, I’d say you could offer them an olive branch, but…

  2. I had some git steal one of mine like this a few years back. Figured he’d come back for the second one the following night so I took them in.

    The git stole the fucking watering can I left out instead.

    Still fuming. But atleast he’s looking after it.

  3. I was just about to put a plant (which will probably die outside, as it’s an indoor plant but my cat keep climbing up it) but I’ll keep it inside I think.

  4. There was a good on on a p……….. site (THE P WORD WE CAN’T MENTION] In the USA where they have P……… yard signs out front. Someone stole this guys one but to get to it you have to tread on a big white slab in front of the sign. He put down a white glue board / sticky trap that was almost invisible. Someone took his sign as expected but they lost their trainers in doing it. Perhaps I can suggest anti climb paint round the pot. That will fuck up his hands, his clothes and his bike (HAHAHAhaa HAhahaaa EVIL LAUGH)

  5. What possesses people to do this? We had one of those tiny conifer trees in a pot outside the front door once and an evri driver just straight up yanked it out the pot and buggered off. Why?! No wonder I have trust issues.

  6. Man what goes through peoples heads? I had someone steal my fucking 3 year old doormat it cost £5… how bad are some people to do that

  7. What sort of tramp just take a pot plant from someone’s door step 😂 I’m both amused and annoyed by this!

  8. The amount that Durex charges for lube these days, I’m not surprised he has an interest in becoming self sufficient.

  9. I had someone steal some lilies that were about to flower and the canvas pot they were in. Jokes on them, full of Japanese Lily Beetle I hope they murdered the shit out of those flowers.

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