Why need mating calls when girls throw themselves at you
**Sir David Attenborough** : *”In its evolution, the Barry Anglicanus didn’t develop conventional speech, opting instead for a particular primitive call that encapsulates a generic state of emotion. This primal cry is typically only understood by other of its species and it is used, often without success, in trying to attract the local females”*
Was that a mating call or a herd gathering call?
waaheeeey!
It´s just Barry in his normal condition, drunkenly riding the edge of almost vomiting while still drinking hard (or doing the dishes, watching the telly, going to work). They just turned it into an art.
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I’m chuckling as that is pretty accurate.
LUV ME PUB, LUV MEETING THE LADS, LUV EXPRESSING ME EXCITEMENT WITH A GUTTURAL WHEYYY, HATE CONDESCENDING DEAD EYED YANKS THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND PROPA CULTURE
It is obviously working, she hasn’t stopped thinking about them since!
Leaves me undecided for the sexiest mating call between this and the Dutch “hhoooooeeeeiiii”
Women that choose to look like this, with those glasses and piercings, are just mad those lads only talk to their girlfriends and only give her attention after 8-10 pints. Real life “She’s not interested” meme.
Think you have some dandruff? Should check this out
She should be thankful for being able to witness such a wonderful natural spectacle.
Americans can’t comprehend the pure constant joy of being European
UEEEEEEEEUHHHHH
Foolish girl. AUUEEEEEEEE is British for “good morning fine madam, I hope you’re doing well.”
So Americans doesn’t understand basic English. Now I’m glad we got exposed to the original form of the language.
Also, would.
she’ll never know why, i’ll never give up the secret….
Fucking yank probably expected a tip
so, my teachers didn’t teach me oxford english at school, but a special form that they probably thought was nicer. i’m disappointed and feel betrayed.
Lady is frustrated she didn’t get any dkck last night
Wait till she’s heard what happens when someone drops a pint glass.
Although incredibly accurate, am*rican detected, opinion rejected.
It’s like Americans say woooo
Holy shit it’s uncanny
I hate to support Barry but
Murican detected, opinion rejected
Girls with a round of raspberry schnapps ‘Wooooooooooooo’
Can someone please tell me why American guys are like “bruh” all the time?
Like “bruuuuh” “bruuuuuuuuuh” “brrrrruuuuuugh”
Revvv up the Bugatti Wheyyyy!
Ok Mid Potter
And all Americans are like “whoooooo” all the time, so what? Leave Barry alone, yank.
What a noble animals are the British, really.
It’s called culture, yank.
That nose ring makes me want to lead her to market and sell her.
Isn’t that French?
She’s doing it wrong. What a loser can’t even give a good waaaay
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Why need mating calls when girls throw themselves at you
**Sir David Attenborough** : *”In its evolution, the Barry Anglicanus didn’t develop conventional speech, opting instead for a particular primitive call that encapsulates a generic state of emotion. This primal cry is typically only understood by other of its species and it is used, often without success, in trying to attract the local females”*
Was that a mating call or a herd gathering call?
waaheeeey!
It´s just Barry in his normal condition, drunkenly riding the edge of almost vomiting while still drinking hard (or doing the dishes, watching the telly, going to work). They just turned it into an art.
[removed]
I’m chuckling as that is pretty accurate.
LUV ME PUB, LUV MEETING THE LADS, LUV EXPRESSING ME EXCITEMENT WITH A GUTTURAL WHEYYY, HATE CONDESCENDING DEAD EYED YANKS THAT DON’T UNDERSTAND PROPA CULTURE
Can’t stop won’t stop.
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They speak Danish?
She is pregnant now.
It is obviously working, she hasn’t stopped thinking about them since!
Leaves me undecided for the sexiest mating call between this and the Dutch “hhoooooeeeeiiii”
Women that choose to look like this, with those glasses and piercings, are just mad those lads only talk to their girlfriends and only give her attention after 8-10 pints. Real life “She’s not interested” meme.
Think you have some dandruff? Should check this out
She should be thankful for being able to witness such a wonderful natural spectacle.
Americans can’t comprehend the pure constant joy of being European
UEEEEEEEEUHHHHH
Foolish girl. AUUEEEEEEEE is British for “good morning fine madam, I hope you’re doing well.”
So Americans doesn’t understand basic English. Now I’m glad we got exposed to the original form of the language.
Also, would.
she’ll never know why, i’ll never give up the secret….
Fucking yank probably expected a tip
so, my teachers didn’t teach me oxford english at school, but a special form that they probably thought was nicer. i’m disappointed and feel betrayed.
Lady is frustrated she didn’t get any dkck last night
Wait till she’s heard what happens when someone drops a pint glass.
Although incredibly accurate, am*rican detected, opinion rejected.
It’s like Americans say woooo
Holy shit it’s uncanny
I hate to support Barry but
Murican detected, opinion rejected
Girls with a round of raspberry schnapps ‘Wooooooooooooo’
Can someone please tell me why American guys are like “bruh” all the time?
Like “bruuuuh” “bruuuuuuuuuh” “brrrrruuuuuugh”
Revvv up the Bugatti Wheyyyy!
Ok Mid Potter
And all Americans are like “whoooooo” all the time, so what? Leave Barry alone, yank.
What a noble animals are the British, really.
It’s called culture, yank.
That nose ring makes me want to lead her to market and sell her.
Isn’t that French?
She’s doing it wrong. What a loser can’t even give a good waaaay