The Republican Platform



The Republican Platform

Posted by mcspocky

22 comments
  1. It a lot easier to be evil when you degrade the Education Department for decades and skew the electorate/electoral system as a whole to your advantage.

  2. There’s no logical reason to be a non-wealthy Republican other than they enable your bigotry.

  3. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

    Rape: it’s just an inconvenience 

    Rape babies: MUST be carried to term, and none of that healthcare stuff

    Border Security: nope, gotta keep the rubes scared to vote for us, then gaslight the bigots about the magical caravan that disappears after an election

    Education: ban and burn books

    Abortions: no exceptions for rape or incest, arrested for crossing state borders 

    Sports: search “Menstrual Monitors” for yourself, it’s so horrifying that only republicans could suggest it, and you might consider giving guns to children in schools to fend off the dirty republicans who sign up to inspect genitals

    Russia: give the Russian mafia whatever they want, all of Europe if Putin wants it

    Judges: bribe them, but it’s only legal for us to bribe them

    Dogs: just kill them

  4. **Some things don’t change. Here’s Harry Truman givin’ them hell….**

    # “Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home–but not for housing. They are strong for labor–but they are stronger for restricting labor’s rights. They favor minimum wage–the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all–but they won’t spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine–for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing–but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing–so long as it doesn’t spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.”

  5. What gets me is that this has been the Republican platform for the past 40+ years. (You might add climate change denial and support of repressive regimes to the list) And now it’s becoming unpopular? I’ve been voting against it all along.

  6. In writing it all looks bad which is why they deny their Project 2025 and why Trump doesn’t seem to have a platform.

  7. Race Relations: Brown people are only allowed at the table if they’re as right wing as humanly possible. Otherwise they’re part of the service staff.

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