Pretty hot, but Pierre the other losers couldn’t handle.
Disgusting🤮, why is Thuringia in this? The Americans had already handed the territory over to the Soviets before both Germanies were proclaimed.
The EU should never have included southern, eastern europe and UK change my mind
Ah yes, Deutschreich.
Too late. The split happened after Charlemagne and you both developed separately linguistically etc. Common EU membership is more than enough of a link as it is today.
This country would be the biggest shitshow, or it would have been so strong and advanced that it would have colonized Mars by now. There is no inbetween.
Are you a Petain nostalgist or something ?
It’s beautiful. But we would have to add the BeNeLux to make the border look better.
So hans is our new BFF
Even Pétain wouldn’t sign for such bordergore, what is wrong with you?
Last time they called us abusive
Frankenreich 2.0 is Aachen the Capital again?
Non merci 🤮
Deutschfrank
peak collabo posting for the 80-year anniversary of kicking Hans out of here
We’re in an open relationship
Honestly would be better than reuniting with a russia-brainrot infected east. Now we have a good part of our eastern Germans hoping for Putin to come save them from having to see gays and brown people…
Charlemagne is crying tears of joy right now
Sure, why not. But why is Thuringia included, but the rest of Eastern Germany not? Sure we can definitely leave them out, but why still include Thuringia?
What’s up with Slovenia?
Give him Elsass-Lothringen as a wedding gift
Oh if this happened you know we’d absorb Belgium and the swamp Germans in too for good measure.
RAAAAA ICH LIEBE DIE DEUTSCH-FRANZÖSISCHE FREUNDSCHAFT 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪 QU’EST-CE QUE CETTE «RIVALITÉ FRANCO-ALLEMANDE»?!???! 🦅🐓🦅🐓🦅🐓🦅🐓
Hey as long as Austria isn’t involved in this we good.
Unironically an alliance between France and Germany would complete each other’s weaknesses so well. But there’s a chance we would just add our weaknesses and none of our strengths.
And imagine if we had said yes to Barry before and fuse the UK and France.
One Pierre to rule them all, One Pierre to find them, One Pierre to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them In the Land of France where gastronomy lies.
Everyone here is so horny about this idea… let’s just make it happen boys and girls.
As long as we’re still a democracy…
Taking Switzerland as reference, the level of federalism needed would be incomprehensible for Pierre. He’d start a civil war because some decision about school supplies in Augsburg are not taken in Paris.
Luxembourg capitale
Finally free from the east, its beautiful. My answer is yes, Pierre, I do
As a Rhinelander, I immediately say yes. We have a soft spot for Pierre here.
And you didnt annex the benelux wtf. Charalingian dynasty revival anyone?
I am happy to agree, but Strosburri must be the capital!
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[Context](https://www.cvce.eu/en/collections/unit-content/-/unit/df06517b-babc-451d-baf6-a2d4b19c1c88/2d3c26f4-0107-4583-833c-7f6a3b963d7a)
Pretty hot, but Pierre the other losers couldn’t handle.
Disgusting🤮, why is Thuringia in this? The Americans had already handed the territory over to the Soviets before both Germanies were proclaimed.
The EU should never have included southern, eastern europe and UK change my mind
Ah yes, Deutschreich.
Too late. The split happened after Charlemagne and you both developed separately linguistically etc. Common EU membership is more than enough of a link as it is today.
This country would be the biggest shitshow, or it would have been so strong and advanced that it would have colonized Mars by now. There is no inbetween.
Are you a Petain nostalgist or something ?
It’s beautiful. But we would have to add the BeNeLux to make the border look better.
So hans is our new BFF
Even Pétain wouldn’t sign for such bordergore, what is wrong with you?
Last time they called us abusive
Frankenreich 2.0 is Aachen the Capital again?
Non merci 🤮
Deutschfrank
peak collabo posting for the 80-year anniversary of kicking Hans out of here
We’re in an open relationship
Honestly would be better than reuniting with a russia-brainrot infected east.
Now we have a good part of our eastern Germans hoping for Putin to come save them from having to see gays and brown people…
Charlemagne is crying tears of joy right now
Sure, why not. But why is Thuringia included, but the rest of Eastern Germany not? Sure we can definitely leave them out, but why still include Thuringia?
What’s up with Slovenia?
Give him Elsass-Lothringen as a wedding gift
Oh if this happened you know we’d absorb Belgium and the swamp Germans in too for good measure.
RAAAAA ICH LIEBE DIE DEUTSCH-FRANZÖSISCHE FREUNDSCHAFT 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪 QU’EST-CE QUE CETTE «RIVALITÉ FRANCO-ALLEMANDE»?!???! 🦅🐓🦅🐓🦅🐓🦅🐓
Hey as long as Austria isn’t involved in this we good.
Unironically an alliance between France and Germany would complete each other’s weaknesses so well. But there’s a chance we would just add our weaknesses and none of our strengths.
The decade after the end of WW2 was unironically the best window of opportunity to achieve a true political and defence union in Europe. Unfortunately gaullists fucked up [the plan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_establishing_the_European_Defence_Community).
And imagine if we had said yes to Barry before and fuse the UK and France.
One Pierre to rule them all, One Pierre to find them, One Pierre to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of France where gastronomy lies.
Everyone here is so horny about this idea… let’s just make it happen boys and girls.
As long as we’re still a democracy…
Taking Switzerland as reference, the level of federalism needed would be incomprehensible for Pierre. He’d start a civil war because some decision about school supplies in Augsburg are not taken in Paris.
Luxembourg capitale
Finally free from the east, its beautiful. My answer is yes, Pierre, I do
As a Rhinelander, I immediately say yes. We have a soft spot for Pierre here.
And you didnt annex the benelux wtf. Charalingian dynasty revival anyone?
I am happy to agree, but Strosburri must be the capital!
Someone is craving some German sausage lol