Average fr*nch woman

by Der_Dingsbums

44 comments
  1. Lord Farquaad couldn’t get Fiona, so he settled for Mireille Mathieu and they had… this.

  2. She will fack you in the arse with a book while forcing you to recite Simone de Beauvoir

  3. Oh it’s just the haircut that makes her look like high foreheaded alien, give her a wig before date night 😘😘😘

  4. Ah, I see she’s rocking the long bob. We usually like to keep it short.

  5. Yet all I see in the background is a cup of tea and the text “self help”, well tried Barry

  6. Who could guess

    that’s post from Hans, who is from country known for beautiful woman

  7. Not enough forehead under the bob cut.

    Also, need to confirm unshaved armpits and one bath a week as a habit.

  8. I too have a french gf(she lives in Paris but I am too poor to travel there)

  9. With that tea set and “self help” behind her ?

    Nah, her name’s Elizabeth, she’s a private teacher in UK for rich people who want their brats tamed and she’s not here to joke about anything.

  10. I can hear the accent coming straight from her forehead.

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