But I can’t make tiny desserts for dinner parties in Calpol syringes
I have horrendous hand eye coordination but drawing up 2.5ml/5ml perfectly in one of these has become muscle memory for me now 😂
I thought the parents equivalent of a Gu pot was literally a Gu pot. Unless they’ve become the currency of teenagers and I hadn’t noticed.
We have 8 of these, with a new one or two every so often, missus won’t let me throw them away because it’s better to have spares in the drawer that never get used
What do you parent’s equivalent?
Kids don’t need to be eating GU pots; give them a pot of yoghurt.
They make fantastic one shot water pistols
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They are great for sucking up 5ml of jam or lemon curd from the jar, & scooshing into cupcakes (after using an apple corer to remove the top half of the cake core).
I love the “pop” noise they make coming out of the bottle. Even at 3am half asleep.
I buy the big tubes of Wasabi and then use one of these as an effective distribution device for fancy supermarket sushi (that doesn’t come with a packet, or not enough of them).
I swear they’ve recently changed the tube diameter by a nanometer and now they’re all muddled up with some too loose and some too stiff, and the only time I remember they need sorting out is at 2am whilst dealing with a screaming toddler
What’s a GU pot? Drug reference?
This is TMI but fuck it, if it helps one person etc etc.
I had thrush and my lady garden was burning like a mother fucker. I read that natural yoghurt is a great way to calm that area down.
But how to get said yoghurt all up in there? Old Calpol syringe! Worked beautifully.
The end.
Wonderful things but they end up going missing! So the more the merrier.
I have it on good authority that these can be used to apply intimate lubrication. If you can bring yourself to use something that’s been in your child’s mouth for such a purpose, of course.
Nah mine go in the bin. They get sticky after a while and each box has a new one anyway.
Edit: downvoted for stating a fact. Nice one OP.
Now working out to be more expensive than printer ink 😏
I find them useful for cooking measurements.
Usually for my shot of vanilla or caramel into my coffee
When they said your child needs a smack I don’t think they meant that kind of smack.
I thought I was going to bring a ground breaking post about using them for removing splinters but then I saw all of the posts about lubing up and thrush and realised my information pales in comparrison.
PSA you can use these little suckers to get splinters out, you have to do it a good few times but its the least painful way to get them out for sure!
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But I can’t make tiny desserts for dinner parties in Calpol syringes
I have horrendous hand eye coordination but drawing up 2.5ml/5ml perfectly in one of these has become muscle memory for me now 😂
I thought the parents equivalent of a Gu pot was literally a Gu pot. Unless they’ve become the currency of teenagers and I hadn’t noticed.
We have 8 of these, with a new one or two every so often, missus won’t let me throw them away because it’s better to have spares in the drawer that never get used
What do you parent’s equivalent?
Kids don’t need to be eating GU pots; give them a pot of yoghurt.
They make fantastic one shot water pistols
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They are great for sucking up 5ml of jam or lemon curd from the jar, & scooshing into cupcakes (after using an apple corer to remove the top half of the cake core).
I love the “pop” noise they make coming out of the bottle. Even at 3am half asleep.
I buy the big tubes of Wasabi and then use one of these as an effective distribution device for fancy supermarket sushi (that doesn’t come with a packet, or not enough of them).
I swear they’ve recently changed the tube diameter by a nanometer and now they’re all muddled up with some too loose and some too stiff, and the only time I remember they need sorting out is at 2am whilst dealing with a screaming toddler
What’s a GU pot? Drug reference?
This is TMI but fuck it, if it helps one person etc etc.
I had thrush and my lady garden was burning like a mother fucker. I read that natural yoghurt is a great way to calm that area down.
But how to get said yoghurt all up in there? Old Calpol syringe! Worked beautifully.
The end.
Wonderful things but they end up going missing! So the more the merrier.
I have it on good authority that these can be used to apply intimate lubrication. If you can bring yourself to use something that’s been in your child’s mouth for such a purpose, of course.
Nah mine go in the bin. They get sticky after a while and each box has a new one anyway.
Edit: downvoted for stating a fact. Nice one OP.
Now working out to be more expensive than printer ink 😏
I find them useful for cooking measurements.
Usually for my shot of vanilla or caramel into my coffee
When they said your child needs a smack I don’t think they meant that kind of smack.
I thought I was going to bring a ground breaking post about using them for removing splinters but then I saw all of the posts about lubing up and thrush and realised my information pales in comparrison.
PSA you can use these little suckers to get splinters out, you have to do it a good few times but its the least painful way to get them out for sure!