shoutout to the french for the worst full english ive ever eaten

44 comments

1. I never eat anything in Fr*nce, too risky

2. You still fucking ate it, like rice from India or potatoes from Ireland, nothing satisfies a greedy Englishman

3. Propa moit only ate the bacon, sausage and pudding while bashing frogs…. Propa barry

4. Fucking up a bad recipe is a sign of great taste.

5. Oh Barry.

   you’d go to India and never order a curry.

6. I bet they took extra care to make it sick

7. I wonder how many spits he ate

8. – Hello sir, welcome to France, home of the best cuisine in the world ! What can I get you for breakfast ?
   – FuLL EnGliSh BrEakFaSt

9. Fucking up British Food for Barries is a French Tradition

10. Based Fr*nchies

11. You got trolled by the chef de cuisine, Barry

12. Hard to ruin an already stupid breakfast, props to the French. They probably did it out of spite.

13. Aye Bazza, what place can you get the most splendid English breakfast?

14. Should’ve ordered the full french

15. We do it on purpose to punish anyone stupid enough to order this monstrosity in the first place.

16. https://preview.redd.it/e2a3w3pqiqmd1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c1217eb58826d99b1431f3956e71f755365c2a

    You probably just got it properly prepared for the first time in your life.

17. My fellow citizen of the empire, France is not Spain, they have resisted our attempts at colonialism for 100s of years.

    Never order anything other than croissants and cigarettes for breakfast when travelling the wastelands to our south.

18. I’m in Malaysia right now and can guarantee I’ve had much worse. Cold beans, sweet bread, Turkey or beef bacon, the only nice thing is fried eggs.

19. There is no way a shitty french restaurant serves little packets of HP sauce. I call bullshit.

20. That’s a ‘lost in translation’ situation.

    You went to France. You asked for an English meal. You received a shit plate of food. To the French mind, you received exactly what you asked for.

21. I like the full english breakfast. I eat it a lot whenever I am in the uk. I never ate it outside the uk….

22. Good. Now, go back to your own little union.

23. still better than the cheerios and red bull you have every other day of the year

24. deserved

25. Your own fault for buying a full english from somewhere that isn’t your local greasy spoon or some cafe run by a white immigrant in benidorm

26. Yeah, we really don’t care.

27. Any “full english” is terrible. The worst is a moot competition.

28. There’s no such thing as a good english breakfast

29. Have you tried shouting at them in English? Preferably in a loud cockney accent?

30. This mf holding the knife and fork in the wrong hands

31. That’s not breakfast, that’s punishment

32. Based Pierre

33. – Come to France
    – Order English food

    I hope you die from food poisoning

34. The best carbonara I ever had in my life was cooked in Versailles. There, I sayd it. Sorry Italian friends…

35. 1. Put English food on the menu

    2. Prepare it terribly

    3. “Wow English food is bad”

    Brb I’m going to go cremate a Hawaiian pizza from Lidl and then tell everyone how bad Italian food is

36. Oofff rough

37. I mean there’s little to enjoy in that “food”…

38. Dude, you’re eating on a tray, and you’ve ordered the worst breakfast possible in France, what were you expecting ?

39. > worst full english

    Umm Barry we call it Normal English food

40. Nono, you see the issue is that you ordered a full english

41. It’s your fault, why would you ask for a full english breakfast in FRANCE?

42. Did they put the BBQ sauce on there or was that you, Barry

43. Why would you eat English food in France?

44. https://preview.redd.it/ecl3dfsymrmd1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7722a40d189ad61aecf617020e490e0c59d516