The secret to Southern Europe’s fitness: lift for Jesus. The heretic Nordicks and GUNS fatties can’t fathom it.



by Al-dutaur-balanzan

30 comments

  1. This is just a Thursday evening and I’m not even kidding, when Saint Agatha is celebrated in Catania the whole city gets closed up because of the sheer amount of people and reliquiae.

  2. Yeah congratulations, you have just invented Hinduism(but based on Jesus)

  3. >heretic

    Dude, you’re practicing Roman voodoo and idolatry

  4. is southern’s europe fitness in the room with us now

  5. New Italian sport; “Speed run Jesus: Hill Climb edition”.

  6. Imagine all this but with cool gods. Like Odin, Ra, Quetzalcoatl. Instead we get the most boring dudes religions have ever created.

  8. luigi writes this while shovelling more of nonnas homemade dishes of carbs down his throat, carbs he will only use one a year to run extravagant golden popery up a hill while the country is poor as shit

  9. “Lift for jesus” My brother in christ you are just buying your bishop a new sportscar. Silly catholics

  10. GUNS savage mind cannot comprehend the greatness of catholicism

  11. All that repressed homosexuality has got to have an outlet somewhere

  12. With the help of Jesus and the Holy Ghost we’ve won 20 champions leagues. Start worshiping you sinners.

  13. Can’t believe how hard they are working. Very unusual sight.

  14. I thought you just couldn’t afford enough food to get fat 🤷🏼‍♂️

  17. We have jobs, we don’t have time to play silly games like this.

  19. We get plenty of exercise carrying the PIGS economies on our backs

  20. Lift for Jesus? This is lifting for Mary. Those pagan Catholics bow down to statues and pray to the dead.

  21. I’m not gonna lift an imaginary friend like jc and/or maria.

  22. Fitness? Have you ever been to Spain? The only thing those fatties lift is deep fried snacks.

  24. It’s like Dragon Boat racing .. only instead of boats the teams carry palanquins holding religious scenes

  26. You sure it’s not Clostebol? 

    I hear a lot of your athletes ‘acidentally’ come in contact with it. 

  29. I was expecting something with horns coming around the corner.

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