The secret to Southern Europe’s fitness: lift for Jesus. The heretic Nordicks and GUNS fatties can’t fathom it.
September 4, 2024
The secret to Southern Europe’s fitness: lift for Jesus. The heretic Nordicks and GUNS fatties can’t fathom it.
by Al-dutaur-balanzan
30 comments
This is just a Thursday evening and I’m not even kidding, when Saint Agatha is celebrated in Catania the whole city gets closed up because of the sheer amount of people and reliquiae.
Yeah congratulations, you have just invented Hinduism(but based on Jesus)
>heretic
Dude, you’re practicing Roman voodoo and idolatry
is southern’s europe fitness in the room with us now
New Italian sport; “Speed run Jesus: Hill Climb edition”.
Imagine all this but with cool gods. Like Odin, Ra, Quetzalcoatl. Instead we get the most boring dudes religions have ever created.
New Olympics sport unlocked
luigi writes this while shovelling more of nonnas homemade dishes of carbs down his throat, carbs he will only use one a year to run extravagant golden popery up a hill while the country is poor as shit
“Lift for jesus” My brother in christ you are just buying your bishop a new sportscar. Silly catholics
GUNS savage mind cannot comprehend the greatness of catholicism
All that repressed homosexuality has got to have an outlet somewhere
With the help of Jesus and the Holy Ghost we’ve won 20 champions leagues. Start worshiping you sinners.
Can’t believe how hard they are working. Very unusual sight.
I thought you just couldn’t afford enough food to get fat 🤷🏼♂️
Madonna troia <3
GOATED haters gonna hate
We have jobs, we don’t have time to play silly games like this.
Common Pope W
We get plenty of exercise carrying the PIGS economies on our backs
Lift for Jesus? This is lifting for Mary. Those pagan Catholics bow down to statues and pray to the dead.
I’m not gonna lift an imaginary friend like jc and/or maria.
Fitness? Have you ever been to Spain? The only thing those fatties lift is deep fried snacks.
Uhmm those jesus lifters don’t look very fit tbh
It’s like Dragon Boat racing .. only instead of boats the teams carry palanquins holding religious scenes
Cringe
You sure it’s not Clostebol?
I hear a lot of your athletes ‘acidentally’ come in contact with it.
Why the 50€ tho?
We really can’t fathom this.
Just WHY?
I was expecting something with horns coming around the corner.
30 comments
This is just a Thursday evening and I’m not even kidding, when Saint Agatha is celebrated in Catania the whole city gets closed up because of the sheer amount of people and reliquiae.
Yeah congratulations, you have just invented Hinduism(but based on Jesus)
>heretic
Dude, you’re practicing Roman voodoo and idolatry
is southern’s europe fitness in the room with us now
New Italian sport; “Speed run Jesus: Hill Climb edition”.
Imagine all this but with cool gods. Like Odin, Ra, Quetzalcoatl. Instead we get the most boring dudes religions have ever created.
New Olympics sport unlocked
luigi writes this while shovelling more of nonnas homemade dishes of carbs down his throat, carbs he will only use one a year to run extravagant golden popery up a hill while the country is poor as shit
“Lift for jesus” My brother in christ you are just buying your bishop a new sportscar. Silly catholics
GUNS savage mind cannot comprehend the greatness of catholicism
All that repressed homosexuality has got to have an outlet somewhere
With the help of Jesus and the Holy Ghost we’ve won 20 champions leagues. Start worshiping you sinners.
Can’t believe how hard they are working. Very unusual sight.
I thought you just couldn’t afford enough food to get fat 🤷🏼♂️
Madonna troia <3
GOATED haters gonna hate
We have jobs, we don’t have time to play silly games like this.
Common Pope W
We get plenty of exercise carrying the PIGS economies on our backs
Lift for Jesus? This is lifting for Mary. Those pagan Catholics bow down to statues and pray to the dead.
I’m not gonna lift an imaginary friend like jc and/or maria.
Fitness? Have you ever been to Spain? The only thing those fatties lift is deep fried snacks.
Uhmm those jesus lifters don’t look very fit tbh
It’s like Dragon Boat racing .. only instead of boats the teams carry palanquins holding religious scenes
Cringe
You sure it’s not Clostebol?
I hear a lot of your athletes ‘acidentally’ come in contact with it.
Why the 50€ tho?
We really can’t fathom this.
Just WHY?
I was expecting something with horns coming around the corner.
They all looked kinda tubby mate