The only reason someone would not suck their own dick is because because of penile shortcomings
Sorry but what is the context here?
Switzerland. If a shut-in were a country.
What…
They hate us coz they ain’t us.
Don’t lie to yourselves, if you could suck your own schwanstucker you would do it too;)
More like r/BUENZLI
In 1474 Switzerland a rooster was convicted of witchcraft these are not serious people
Until proven otherwise, I won’t believe Switzerland exists
I’ guessing they are either ultra woke living in their own utopia in most-expensive-and-posh-swiss-city or very far right nationalists who want to exterminate “all other races”
I criticize switzerland all the time and very harshly, but only if there is no german around. If a german is in close proximity the only thing I can think is ‘thank god i’m not german…’
Casually mention that the Zurich area has a comparable murder rate to Neaples and enjoy their screeching
Oh yes, because r/germany is not exactly that as well
That “country” is basically the weird cousin of us, France and Italy. The one that’s always there, even though no one wants him to be.
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The only reason someone would not suck their own dick is because because of penile shortcomings
Sorry but what is the context here?
Switzerland. If a shut-in were a country.
What…
They hate us coz they ain’t us.
Don’t lie to yourselves, if you could suck your own schwanstucker you would do it too;)
More like r/BUENZLI
In 1474 Switzerland a rooster was convicted of witchcraft these are not serious people
Until proven otherwise, I won’t believe Switzerland exists
I’ guessing they are either ultra woke living in their own utopia in most-expensive-and-posh-swiss-city or very far right nationalists who want to exterminate “all other races”
I criticize switzerland all the time and very harshly, but only if there is no german around. If a german is in close proximity the only thing I can think is ‘thank god i’m not german…’
Casually mention that the Zurich area has a comparable murder rate to Neaples and enjoy their screeching
Oh yes, because r/germany is not exactly that as well
That “country” is basically the weird cousin of us, France and Italy. The one that’s always there, even though no one wants him to be.
I swear I read some weird story once about the Swiss shooting an Elephant with a cannonball and then eating it.
EDIT: found it, Elephant of Murten. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/elephant-of-murten
Same for germany
So
Why swis elephants sucks his own salad
Both in shape an function