New Geordie restaurant in Manchester, serving traditional Newcastle cuisine

10 comments

1. “Traditional Newcastle Cuisine”?

   Greggs gon’ sue somebody

2. I want a gluten free Chinese 

3. We’re doing very well, thank you very much.

4. Sounds French when you say it aloud in a French accent.

5. Better than a Huawei restaurant.

6. Free brown with every order over 20£

7. You go in and the guy behind the counter looks like the Chinese version of Geoff from Byker Grove.

8. “Hou Wei, what’s the charge? Scranning me dinner? A reyat gud Geordie dinner?”

9. It always amuses me that Google Maps abbreviates “Sunderland Highway” (part of the A1231) as [“Sunderland Hway”](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sunderland+Hwy/@54.905981,-1.5139328,1638m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x487e7b2a55a98cc7:0x74306cddd643d1df!8m2!3d54.9054048!4d-1.5103794!16s%2Fg%2F1tmgb_fl?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDkwMi4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D).

10. Ooooooooh. Bandidos Manchester. Must be a taco place.