A newt, be careful with some they are very endangered. I lived on an army camp where the firing range shot over a small stream that had some very rare endangered newts in, that i brought to class one day, the teacher wasnt sure then the head was mortified and they were returned with an apology and a 2 week cease fire on the range while experts had a look.
Demogorgon
Cannot handle them without a licence!
Newt
I did NOT think this dude was about half a metre long
Looks like a smoked brisket lizard.
I thought it was a Komodo Dragon, you forgot to include the banana for scale.
That is a newt sir.
My granddad used to make me kill newts when we were out gardening
I thought he was missing an arm at first glance, with it lying to his left
She turned me into a newt!
He’ll get better.
Here’s me, hoping to see newts in the pond, and you find one under a wheelie bin.
Embarrassed.
He’s been telling everybody he was having it away with a butterfly in posh hotels.
Not a two-legged beetle under a bin.
Short-legged long dog I think.
He was chillin until you disturbed him.
Next to the newt? That’s a beetle. I think it’s Ringo.
Grand crest knob newt
My mates job is to check future building sites etc for them and relocate or rearrange work around any nest until after any potential young have left nests, there must be millions spent of tax money looking after these and other creatures and god knows how much lost from contractors whose jobs are held up haha
The serpent
She turned me into a newt!
That is a tiny moist dragon.
Isaac NEWTon
A Fwog a Fwog! A Fowg!
A developers nightmare
Ahhh lucky find!
Very rare. Protect please.
Looks like a dog to me
It’s a lizard
I think his name is Trevor, he can be a bit of a dick but he’s nice when you get to know him.
Beautiful, I have a few common newts in my garden, I plan on moving my pont this autumn, I hope they come back. I’m only moving it about 10 yards away, but the raised beds I have it in between are falling apart and it’s causing a danger
Baby demogorgon mate, burn it with fire to be safe
Annoyed that you took his photo without asking
I’ve seen the film.
That is what you call a Godzilla.
Have to scoop these out of my room on a near daily basis and deposit them back outside. I’m in the cellar of an old house and they just kind of pop out of nowhere, I just look down sometimes and it’s like bam, two new suckers about to go through a religious experience while the giant hairless monkey takes em on the godexpress back to nature
A friend.
Yeah. I used to live next to a pond and it was full of these guys. Move it to somewhere safe.
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Northern crested newt
That’s Dennis.
Great Crested Newt – FYI they are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, so be careful with the little guy.
Baby crocodile 🐊
I mean Northumberland ain’t all that, but I wouldn’t call it a recycle bin.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_crested_newt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_crested_newt)
Dave!
Long boi.
Beetle for scale?
Homeless now because of you
Swamp puppy
A newt, be careful with some they are very endangered. I lived on an army camp where the firing range shot over a small stream that had some very rare endangered newts in, that i brought to class one day, the teacher wasnt sure then the head was mortified and they were returned with an apology and a 2 week cease fire on the range while experts had a look.
Demogorgon
Cannot handle them without a licence!
Newt
I did NOT think this dude was about half a metre long
Looks like a smoked brisket lizard.
I thought it was a Komodo Dragon, you forgot to include the banana for scale.
That is a newt sir.
My granddad used to make me kill newts when we were out gardening
I thought he was missing an arm at first glance, with it lying to his left
She turned me into a newt!
He’ll get better.
Here’s me, hoping to see newts in the pond, and you find one under a wheelie bin.
Embarrassed.
He’s been telling everybody he was having it away with a butterfly in posh hotels.
Not a two-legged beetle under a bin.
Short-legged long dog I think.
He was chillin until you disturbed him.
Next to the newt? That’s a beetle. I think it’s Ringo.
Grand crest knob newt
My mates job is to check future building sites etc for them and relocate or rearrange work around any nest until after any potential young have left nests, there must be millions spent of tax money looking after these and other creatures and god knows how much lost from contractors whose jobs are held up haha
The serpent
She turned me into a newt!
That is a tiny moist dragon.
Isaac NEWTon
A Fwog a Fwog! A Fowg!
A developers nightmare
Ahhh lucky find!
Very rare. Protect please.
Looks like a dog to me
It’s a lizard
I think his name is Trevor, he can be a bit of a dick but he’s nice when you get to know him.
Beautiful, I have a few common newts in my garden, I plan on moving my pont this autumn, I hope they come back. I’m only moving it about 10 yards away, but the raised beds I have it in between are falling apart and it’s causing a danger
Baby demogorgon mate, burn it with fire to be safe
Annoyed that you took his photo without asking
I’ve seen the film.
That is what you call a Godzilla.
Have to scoop these out of my room on a near daily basis and deposit them back outside. I’m in the cellar of an old house and they just kind of pop out of nowhere, I just look down sometimes and it’s like bam, two new suckers about to go through a religious experience while the giant hairless monkey takes em on the godexpress back to nature
A friend.
Yeah. I used to live next to a pond and it was full of these guys. Move it to somewhere safe.
Scary
awwww its toothless 🙂 xx