Germans are starting to discover what the historians left out.

by zanderbean

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  1. He received the Bob Ross ‘The joy of painting’ DVD boxset, which was what pushed him over the edge.

  2. Santa visited hortler to avoid being in his “naughty list”

  3. They are just giving back the wooden dildo that nazis forget on the north pole while building a supersecret nazi bdsm bunker.

  4. German Santa only brings presents to good people. Bad people get coal and a punishment with his rod. So the “present” here looks suspicously like it contains the latter.

  5. Because Santa was covering Krampus’ shift that year after the latter ate too many kids.

  6. I hate to break it to you guys, but I think you are old enough to know the truth about Santa..

    The thing about Santa is that he’s actually a Nazi. There is a reason why Jewish children don’t receive gifts

  7. “What would you like for Christmas little one?”

    “LEBENSRAUM!!!”

  8. Can’t wait for the next episode of Tucker Carlsons podcast: *”The rumor that Hitler received coal for Christmas was war propaganda. Do you know who did receive coal because he forgot to lay out the cookies and milk? Winston Churchill.”*

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