Idk how this doesn’t have more upvotes. This is pretty funny if you can take the darkness out of it because you know JD would say some dumbass shit like this.. I mean he has. In 2 separate scenarios.
School shootings are a “fact of life” and women need to stay in abusive marriages per Vance…. What a worldview! How is this election even close!?!
Not enough eyeliner in this illustration.
And you, how long have you been cowering in terror? Oh, he’s dead. It’s OK, we will edit him out.
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Just stay down there for however long makes sense.
People on Reddit: “how drastically can we take things out of context?”
This could be an ongoing, daily series
Here’s a funny in a much less sad kinda way TikTok parody of Vance: [JD Vance rerouting](https://www.tiktok.com/@samcahntent/video/7406532851887377707).
Would have been funnier (not funnier) if he was trying to shake and they wanted fist bump.
“Please, mister! Help us!”
“Sorry, kids, I don’t *DO* anything. I’m only good for empty platitudes.”
Just whatever makes sense
JD Vance: I’m running for vice president
Teacher barricading their door to stop an active shooter getting in: Okay
Impotence and fucked up priorities as policy…
Absolutely on point. Well done
Are you here legally in your struggle to survive?
“I lost my brother in a school mass shooting when we were 8.”
“Okay, good.”
https://preview.redd.it/26pppk94pgnd1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381c699a15d23831f81e424fce6209efa65242f4
Are those his kids? Because if his wife really is as smart as they say, she needs to take her children and get far away from him.
He’s not escaping this one.
https://preview.redd.it/kucr21biwgnd1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea7fb875cb6d31192e666022cde57df8ff9c414
Idk how this doesn’t have more upvotes. This is pretty funny if you can take the darkness out of it because you know JD would say some dumbass shit like this.. I mean he has. In 2 separate scenarios.
School shootings are a “fact of life” and women need to stay in abusive marriages per Vance…. What a worldview! How is this election even close!?!
Not enough eyeliner in this illustration.
And you, how long have you been cowering in terror? Oh, he’s dead. It’s OK, we will edit him out.
“When books are what you’re there about
but looks are what you care about.
You need to learn the facts of life,
the facts of life!”