This is why we can’t have nice things

5 comments

1. Seagulls, what cunts

2. Obligatory birds aren’t real.

   Actually, seagulls aren’t.

3. Ah, the timeless mantra of parents, teachers, and roommates everywhere.

4. Seagulls are an indisputable pest. Should be legal to trap and cull them.

5. I’d call a bin a necessity but not a nice thing, unless it’s one of animal ones