This area has 99 problems and the grammar is one

by Red4pex

22 comments
  1. I like the way “assault weapons” and hoody’s (sic) is on the same line, as if they are equivalent. Unless it was supposed to be “assault, weapons…”.

  2. I can’t tell if this was written by AI or someone with English as an additional language.

  3. Whilst grammatically amusing it does look like someone, albeit someone whose command of written English obviously isn’t the greatest, is at least *trying* to be proactive in improving their lot.. and that’s pretty commendable in my book..

  4. Although they did use the right “you’re”. I work with some highly paid people that still can’t get that right.
    Anyway, if you’re not happy with this leaflet, put it in bins.

  5. Oh, heaven forbid a person with English as a second language is concerned about their neighbourhood. Goodness me.

  6. Was the breaking doors lady beaten up because she broke doors or did she lose a game? Why is she breaking doors? Does she have good cause? Is breaking doors the new breaking boundaries or the new breaking bad?

  7. You should always find out when your local neighbourhood watch meeting is going to happen.

    It’s the one night when you know they’re all out of the house.

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