Today is the day

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18 comments
  1. It looks like Rudy is so poor he can’t buy a second vowel.

  2. You laugh but I would like to see you take down as much alcohol as Rudy Giuliani does and then try and tweet.

  3. Either I’m gonna be really happy tonight, or really depressed. I don’t think there’s any way there’s a draw and I end up anywhere in the middle. Actually, if it’s a draw, then it’s a low for Kamala… not fair, but that’s the truth.

  4. He’ll be signing autographs out behind Four Seasons Lawn and Garden tonight

  5. In Future Man (which I don’t think he’s referencing…) the “Debat” SOUNDED like Debate but really, speech had broken down so much in the future, that it turned out to mean “Death Battle”

  6. “Only the very best and the brightest, so bright you won’t believe it. Smart people, very smart.”

  7. Call the Four Seasons, Rudi’s here to save the day.

  8. Rudy just switched to his preferred Russian spelling.

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