Get the hoover out, burn it and then buy a new one.
Or get a salad bowl and scoop up the lot and let them free outside, if you’re not quite a cold blooded.
Nah those are the cool ones, all dainty and frail. Get the hoover for the giant house spiders, the ones you can hear walking on hard floors with their tiny little pitter pattering feet.
Those are friendly and kill the bigger hairy buggers. So leave them be.
(Followed by the wife divorcing me for not following her orders)
Get the hoover and pass it to your wife.
You either get the hoover out, remove them another way or let them take over your house. They eat other spiders, so there are benefits although even I would say one in every corner feels excessive
Move out… Its his (or her…) house now
I have one word for you. Flamethrower
Surrender
This was ok…until I zoomed in. :O
Wait until the strong have eaten the weak so you have fewer to deal with.
Looks to me like they’re paying rent and on time at that! Why kick out good roommates?
Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
It’s their home now 😆
Stop being a fanny and leave it be.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I’m not great with house spiders but I will scoop those up in my hands quite happily. Generally I leave them until my wife or kids lay down the law
1. Panic 2. Faint
Repeat until one of you is dead.
Henry will take care of them
i’d hoover those up tbh, i usually leave a couple of the big ones as they’ll catch flies and other spiders but there’s easily over 20 there now and they’ll just keep multiplying haha
They’re chill. They usually pick a corner and stay there. Any bugs that they kill they conveniently dispose of below their webs for easy cleanup.
I had like 30 of these guys in and around my plant pots during a particularly bad fungus gnat infestation and they’re probably the only reason why I wasn’t completely driven insane. A true spiderbro.
Unlike house spiders that just RUN AT YOU LIKE CRACKHEADS LOOKING FOR MONEY 💀💀💀
idkw but im not scared of Long Legs even tho they’re bigger than spiders for some reason
Daddy long-legs. *Pholcus phalangioides*. Perhaps your better half would be appeased to learn that they often kill other spiders?
Please try to gently extricate them, if possible. If you have a garden… preferably with some old bricks/rocks with holes… put ’em there. They like dark crevices. They need shelter. Sheds are good.
They’ll eat aphids, and other stuff that knackers your plants.
They have utterly fascinating genitals.
Looks like a daddy long legs to me. They’re harmless to you and your wife, but will make a meal of other arachnids in the house.
Don’t believe anyone that claims they’re poisonous, ’tis a scurrilous rumour started by subjects unknown.
I would leave them alone, they are harmless to you and they’ll get rid of annoying flying insects.
Leave them alone, they’re gonna haunt all the insects in your house and you will have nice Halloween decorations next year 🤣
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Get the hoover out, burn it and then buy a new one.
Or get a salad bowl and scoop up the lot and let them free outside, if you’re not quite a cold blooded.
Nah those are the cool ones, all dainty and frail. Get the hoover for the giant house spiders, the ones you can hear walking on hard floors with their tiny little pitter pattering feet.
Those are friendly and kill the bigger hairy buggers. So leave them be.
(Followed by the wife divorcing me for not following her orders)
Get the hoover and pass it to your wife.
You either get the hoover out, remove them another way or let them take over your house. They eat other spiders, so there are benefits although even I would say one in every corner feels excessive
Move out… Its his (or her…) house now
I have one word for you.
Flamethrower
Surrender
This was ok…until I zoomed in. :O
Wait until the strong have eaten the weak so you have fewer to deal with.
Looks to me like they’re paying rent and on time at that! Why kick out good roommates?
Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
It’s their home now 😆
Stop being a fanny and leave it be.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I’m not great with house spiders but I will scoop those up in my hands quite happily. Generally I leave them until my wife or kids lay down the law
1. Panic
2. Faint
Repeat until one of you is dead.
Henry will take care of them
i’d hoover those up tbh, i usually leave a couple of the big ones as they’ll catch flies and other spiders but there’s easily over 20 there now and they’ll just keep multiplying haha
They’re chill. They usually pick a corner and stay there. Any bugs that they kill they conveniently dispose of below their webs for easy cleanup.
I had like 30 of these guys in and around my plant pots during a particularly bad fungus gnat infestation and they’re probably the only reason why I wasn’t completely driven insane. A true spiderbro.
Unlike house spiders that just RUN AT YOU LIKE CRACKHEADS LOOKING FOR MONEY 💀💀💀
idkw but im not scared of Long Legs even tho they’re bigger than spiders for some reason
Daddy long-legs. *Pholcus phalangioides*. Perhaps your better half would be appeased to learn that they often kill other spiders?
Please try to gently extricate them, if possible. If you have a garden… preferably with some old bricks/rocks with holes… put ’em there. They like dark crevices. They need shelter. Sheds are good.
They’ll eat aphids, and other stuff that knackers your plants.
They have utterly fascinating genitals.
Looks like a daddy long legs to me. They’re harmless to you and your wife, but will make a meal of other arachnids in the house.
Don’t believe anyone that claims they’re poisonous, ’tis a scurrilous rumour started by subjects unknown.
I would leave them alone, they are harmless to you and they’ll get rid of annoying flying insects.
Leave them alone, they’re gonna haunt all the insects in your house and you will have nice Halloween decorations next year 🤣