Noel Edmonds will be back on our TVs soon starring in his own reality show, so let’s look back at the time he and Mr Blobby tried to wreck a town

by Albertjweasel

29 comments
  1. I don’t want Noel back, when did his sense of reality overlap with anyone else’s. 

  2. Just when you thought terrestrial TV couldn’t get any worse…

  3. When you say “his own reality show”, you mean the reality Noel lives in?

  4. Does he still think his dead parents follow him around as orbs of energy? The guy is a crank.

  5. Hang on, six months ago he was blocking people from using the public footpath across his land (upsetting everyone).
    How are they going to get in?

  6. Eh, he’s a bit “eccentric “ now, right?

    So this is a laugh at the freak show?

    I’m not a fan of his, but i don’t want to be a part of that

  7. Edmunds became a bit bonkers. He had trouble with banks, and went off the rails. Batshit crazy.

    Interestingly, “Brass Eye” made a parody about him losing the plot many years before he did.

    [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8cnmz](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8cnmz)

    Mr. Blobby can blob the blob off, the blobbing blobber.

  8. The Swap Shop guy? Christ, that takes me back. My condolences.

  9. Didn’t he just try to do the same, sans Blobby, in New Zealand?

  10. He’s been house hunting in the isle of man the last few months..going out in public with odd shoes on a few occasions.

  11. Everyone should be happy to know that the park where this monstrosity was is now restored fully back to how it was.

    I go walking through it at least twice a week.

  12.  I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction

  13. The thing that I remember most about Edmonds is that a viewer died on his show doing a stunt.

  14. It’s going to be a train crash. I’ll bring the popcorn.

  15. I distinctly remember when Michael Lush died that Noel said he would **”never work in television again”**

    Liar

  16. Must be bringing back multi colored swap shop or shit just to up the ante.

  17. I found all the noels house parties on YouTube and watch them alot

    Bit hit and miss on if the celebrity guests are alive or in prison but still really hits a little nostalgia in my heart when I’m down and wanna be 10 on a Saturday evening again

  18. I was in a pub once, and Edmunds backed out of a booth into me, then spun round and, no word of a more, actually used the phrase “Do you know who I am?”

    The landlord was right behind me and immediately said, loudly, “I am so sorry, {Pedantichrist}, is everything alright?” and ignored Noel, which was glorious.

    I am not famous at all.

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