So you peeled the banana and took a bite without even looking at it once?
You’ve never had a raisin banana before?
Bananas are moving to a new form in their evolution…
Strawberry x banana
“It’s a… it’s a… it’s a SMALL, OFF DUTY CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TRAFFIC WARDEN!!”
Rum and Raisin, banana edition. It’s fine. I’m sure.
Let us know how you get on in 24 hours.
And you only noticed it then? Not when you peeled it?
Painful death
Kind of shocked you ate half way before noticing??
When life gives you bananas, make banana AIDS.
If only we had a banana for scale.
Bananas are a joke. 🤮
I’m confused in how someone cam unwrap something and stick it I’m their mouth without looking 😂😂
Bananaids
After chicken pox came monkey pox, then some say it mutated to our food, no-one knew how the first case of banana pox started but anyone left knew how it ended……..
“Wtf is this?!”
Not something I would put in my mouth, that’s what that is !!!
Complain to the shop. Asda gave me a £10 gift card after I had a banana with the same fungal infection
That’s just one of those new Pomegranate and Banana hybrids.
Should be safe to eat…
I’m so upset that you bit this
That’s rabicide exterminalis fungi, basically the fruit version of the rabies virus. It increases the banana’s aggressiveness ten fold. Obviously op is joking with us because if he were to have consumed it the prognosis would not have been good.
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I think that’s a fungal infection. I wouldn’t eat it.
And that kids is how I got cordyceps.
How have you taken so many bites?
Last Of Us 2.0
Had the same with a banana from Tesco last week.
It was brown all the way down the middle, but the outer parts looked fine.
Gave me the shits all afternoon.
Those are just veins, helps with the stiffness
It’s a banana, mate.
Now this would make for an interesting episode of bananas in pyjamas
Phew for a horrible moment I thought the ducknana had reached the UK.
Luckily on opening the post it turns out to just be a toxic zombie banana.
Horse eggs.. Happens all the time
Panama disease
Bro go the new strawberries and cream banana
Quick, post it on Facebook to warn people criminals are injecting blood into bananas to infect us all.
Tarantula eggs according to Vince Noire
Bloodnana
Kema-nan-a
Nigrospora. https://whatbanana.com/why-does-my-banana-have-red-in-it/
So you peeled the banana and took a bite without even looking at it once?
You’ve never had a raisin banana before?
Bananas are moving to a new form in their evolution…
Strawberry x banana
“It’s a… it’s a… it’s a SMALL, OFF DUTY CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TRAFFIC WARDEN!!”
Rum and Raisin, banana edition. It’s fine. I’m sure.
Let us know how you get on in 24 hours.
And you only noticed it then? Not when you peeled it?
Painful death
Kind of shocked you ate half way before noticing??
When life gives you bananas, make banana AIDS.
If only we had a banana for scale.
Bananas are a joke. 🤮
I’m confused in how someone cam unwrap something and stick it I’m their mouth without looking 😂😂
Bananaids
After chicken pox came monkey pox, then some say it mutated to our food, no-one knew how the first case of banana pox started but anyone left knew how it ended……..
“Wtf is this?!”
Not something I would put in my mouth, that’s what that is !!!
Complain to the shop. Asda gave me a £10 gift card after I had a banana with the same fungal infection
That’s just one of those new Pomegranate and Banana hybrids.
Should be safe to eat…
I’m so upset that you bit this
That’s rabicide exterminalis fungi, basically the fruit version of the rabies virus. It increases the banana’s aggressiveness ten fold. Obviously op is joking with us because if he were to have consumed it the prognosis would not have been good.
Unsure. Show banana for scale