Shane they don’t have a sign about wearing anything on the bottom half based on my experience of Spoons in Blackpool one stormy night back in ’03.
Must be an upmarket one
Pants, however, are completely optional
Hopes and dreams must be left at the door
And that picture was taken in the staff room!
How did you know I was in a spoons? 🤔
Sticky carpets with a 1970’s pattern.
Hordes of older gentlemen nursing a pint.
I love spoons myself.Â
My 18th birthday celebration genuinely involved being told to put my shirt back on at a Wetherspoons.
Can’t imagine business is great, that’s going to exclude 80% of their customers.
Not trousers though!
Why do people go? It is shit.
I get that it is cheap, but I am happy to pay not to be in a spoons. It is even cheaper to drink at home, and that is better.
Signs it’s a spoons?
There’s a 10 minute walk to the bogs and there might well be a piss dungeon in there
All my shirts are in good condition. Does that mean I can’t go in?
Not really a spoons specific thing tbh. I spent a good while running a “football pub” in a town popular for stag dos and “lads weekends”.
Regularly had to tell fellas to put their shirt back on. Very rare occasion someone would argue with me about it, which always struck me as funny like…
“Okay mate, I asked politely, so now I’m telling you less politely, you can either put the shirt back on or you can get the fuck out and I can radio the security for every nearby pub to let them know I chucked you AND your group out because you wanted to have an argument with me about wearing a shirt… “.
Sign you’re in spoons: somehow there’s one of each type of chair in the known universe at complete random across the building and never a matching set.
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Shane they don’t have a sign about wearing anything on the bottom half based on my experience of Spoons in Blackpool one stormy night back in ’03.
Must be an upmarket one
Pants, however, are completely optional
Hopes and dreams must be left at the door
And that picture was taken in the staff room!
How did you know I was in a spoons? 🤔
Sticky carpets with a 1970’s pattern.
Hordes of older gentlemen nursing a pint.
I love spoons myself.Â
My 18th birthday celebration genuinely involved being told to put my shirt back on at a Wetherspoons.
Can’t imagine business is great, that’s going to exclude 80% of their customers.
Not trousers though!
Why do people go? It is shit.
I get that it is cheap, but I am happy to pay not to be in a spoons. It is even cheaper to drink at home, and that is better.
Signs it’s a spoons?
There’s a 10 minute walk to the bogs and there might well be a piss dungeon in there
All my shirts are in good condition. Does that mean I can’t go in?
Not really a spoons specific thing tbh. I spent a good while running a “football pub” in a town popular for stag dos and “lads weekends”.
Regularly had to tell fellas to put their shirt back on. Very rare occasion someone would argue with me about it, which always struck me as funny like…
“Okay mate, I asked politely, so now I’m telling you less politely, you can either put the shirt back on or you can get the fuck out and I can radio the security for every nearby pub to let them know I chucked you AND your group out because you wanted to have an argument with me about wearing a shirt… “.
Sign you’re in spoons: somehow there’s one of each type of chair in the known universe at complete random across the building and never a matching set.