British reserve means that we won’t ask her to move it.
September 13, 2024
British reserve means that we won’t ask her to move it.
by W4KEE
12 comments
Reserved grumpy old guys … 🤔
I get such a joy telling people to move it. Favourite is when other men spread their legs, so they think I can’t sit there. Nope, my leg is not moving, in fact it’s pretty much the first part of my body, which is going gay. Still not moving your leg, my hand is now gently in-between us. Ok now my small finger is making circular movements on your leg. And you’ve moved.
I’ll ask politely and then I’ll move the bag for them.
I will ask them to move the bag and if they don’t I will do it for them
I bloody will
“British reserve means that we won’t ask her to move it” no that’s just being a fanny
Such is the plight of the Brit. Be dissatisfied but never say or do anything about it right in that moment.
Speak for yourself.
The answer is to relentlessly advance towards the bag, turn around and look like you’re going to place your arse right on it. It shifts fairly swiftly then (usually)
I just pick the bag up and sit down as I put the bag on their lap, usually as the bus is moving off.
The tactic of taking the outside seat and putting the bag on the window seat. That’s next level wanker behaviour.
I do this all the time. Most people don’t get annoyed . . . or maybe I’m just an ignorant cow.
12 comments
Reserved grumpy old guys … 🤔
I get such a joy telling people to move it. Favourite is when other men spread their legs, so they think I can’t sit there. Nope, my leg is not moving, in fact it’s pretty much the first part of my body, which is going gay. Still not moving your leg, my hand is now gently in-between us. Ok now my small finger is making circular movements on your leg. And you’ve moved.
I’ll ask politely and then I’ll move the bag for them.
I will ask them to move the bag and if they don’t I will do it for them
I bloody will
“British reserve means that we won’t ask her to move it” no that’s just being a fanny
Such is the plight of the Brit. Be dissatisfied but never say or do anything about it right in that moment.
Speak for yourself.
The answer is to relentlessly advance towards the bag, turn around and look like you’re going to place your arse right on it. It shifts fairly swiftly then (usually)
I just pick the bag up and sit down as I put the bag on their lap, usually as the bus is moving off.
The tactic of taking the outside seat and putting the bag on the window seat. That’s next level wanker behaviour.
I do this all the time. Most people don’t get annoyed . . . or maybe I’m just an ignorant cow.