… where the European badgers will try to recruit you to to their opioid trading operation with the chinese badgers for more tea. They will also pull a knoife on you either way. It’s a badger, come on.
Don’t get fooled by their looks, the european badger is a absolute rabid animal that will bite your bones until they hear a snap.
I wouldn’t want to fight either. I’ve seen videos of badgers fighting of polar bears, lions, jaguars and other much larger animals.
These things are beasts.
Honey Badger is my favorite though. Love its unadultered agressivity.
The European badger is still quite large and strong. In this scenario he invites you into the cottage for biscuits, but then spots some hoodlums threatening the local cafe, excuses himself for a minute, and comes back covered in blood and looking a bit sheepish.
American squirrel: grey uggo.
European squirrel: redhead gentleman with elf ears.
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American bee: useless to humans.
European bee: Here, I produce so much honey you can take some!
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left: obese neckbadger
right: handsome badger stealing your gf
… where the European badgers will try to recruit you to to their opioid trading operation with the chinese badgers for more tea. They will also pull a knoife on you either way. It’s a badger, come on.
Don’t get fooled by their looks, the european badger is a absolute rabid animal that will bite your bones until they hear a snap.
I wouldn’t want to fight either. I’ve seen videos of badgers fighting of polar bears, lions, jaguars and other much larger animals.
These things are beasts.
Honey Badger is my favorite though. Love its unadultered agressivity.
https://preview.redd.it/83859rqxxjod1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c1fbc153218b1beba555bb0f887da003db4d0c
The European badger is still quite large and strong. In this scenario he invites you into the cottage for biscuits, but then spots some hoodlums threatening the local cafe, excuses himself for a minute, and comes back covered in blood and looking a bit sheepish.
American squirrel: grey uggo.
European squirrel: redhead gentleman with elf ears.
.
American bee: useless to humans.
European bee: Here, I produce so much honey you can take some!
The European one looks more dangerous tho.