If Europe were a psychiatry

by Toaster-Inventor

43 comments
  1. ![gif](giphy|SFkjp1R8iRIWc)

    Portuguese personality in a robot

  2. It’s not a phobia if it’s rational. Then again, us living here isn’t rational, so there’s that.

  3. You forgot ADHD for the southerners and Peter Pan’s syndrome for the Italian.

    Also “Obsessive compulsive financial order” is a funny way to say “Sociopathic with psychological sadistic tendencies” (i.e. Nestlé).

  4. Consanguinity isn’t a psychiatric syndrome, but a genetic one.

  5. What do you mean german dependant? We will be filing for ww2 reparations. Mister Babiš needs his coke money.

  6. We don’t have a personality disorder. We like to eat well, drink and sleep. Society (Germany) forces us to work and that creates problems obviously.

  7. Narcolepsy here. But we don’t want it treated. Hans, just give us money for a helmet and let us be happy.

  8. Lucky Swiss. Its not as distructive as many others.

  9. “rehabilitated”

    … Or are they ?

    In my opinion, Germany is just full bipolar.

  10. Nah, Southern Europe should be Histrionic Personally Disorder.

  11. We do have a brain, just no corpus callosum, so the left and right brain are incapable of communicating with each other.

  12. I mean it’s not our fault if we are the center of Western Europe and of civilisation.

  13. Slovenia impulsive aggressive personality disorder?!?!

    ![gif](giphy|l49JE4lW34VAuPSla)

  14. I actually have BPD/EUPD… I feel very attacked right now.

  15. If autism, PTSD and inferiority complex formed a venn diagram, Finland would be right in the middle.

  16. “Narcissistic personality disorder”… That’s how jealousy calls superiority.

  17. Wow, thank you all so much for your comments and upvotes! This is my first post ever, and I was a bit nervous, thinking I might get negative responses. But instead, you’re all amazing! This is the best sub ever!

  18. Russia POV:

    Ring! Ring! – “Hello? FSB? I think there’s a Jewish Ukrainian Nazi living in my cupboard!”

  19. Looked at this right after buying 8 beers for tonight. Sigh.

  20. Im sorry but Poland has a much bigger inferiority complex than all the Baltics combined. If you don’t believe me go tell a Pole living in Germany or England that Marie Curie was French

  21. Wait, the Irish are the only normal ones, they’re just drunk?

  22. The Dutch don’t fear the water the water fears the Dutch

  23. True, I am deathly afraid of humans. They created the sw*dish after all.

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