Okay…but which wife? Loomer, Lake (Who? 😂), or Melania.

Posted by NotBeingMeme

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  1. Melania won’t even appear with the convicted felon and rapist because the senile old man won’t pay her appearance fees

  2. Spend more time with him? And do what?

    Seriously… neither one of them have any home family skills or talents whatsoever.

  3. didn’t really look like he could do this last one either!

  4. Has anybody ever seen Trump do anything normal? Something like walking a dog, cooking, or even spending time with his wife? I rest my case.

  5. Meanwhile, Trump is now letting himself be photographed basically semi-groping Loomer with Loomer pressed up against him like a horny teen during a slow dance.

    They are totally absolutely having yet another affair, and the media is…*crickets*

  6. I’m tired of the stupid timeline where I need to check cause it totally sounds like something Trump might say.

  7. He means before he escapes to Russia after his defeat. Only so much time left in America for him

  8. I thought this was my onion news feed Lolol. This can’t be real

  9. He should spend a bit more time with Ivana. A lot closer and a lot more time, like forever.

  10. Trump doesn’t have that much time left… just a couple months til prison, then the nursing home, then…

  11. MTG vs LL Death Match, the GQP battle for the Golden Diaper

  12. correct me if i’m wrong, don’t you need to divorce your current wife to marry another?

  13. If that was true he’d better work hard at winning because conjugal visits are only on weekends

  14. This is one of those “at least think up a good lie” sort of statements.

  15. Does meeting your wife with the attorneys count as spending time with your wife? 🤔

  16. Figures Trump would confuse revulsion and attraction. The only thing Melania Trump wants from him is a definitively lethal stroke.

  17. You guys know how Laura gets when they’re apart for to long

  18. Melania has already left Trump and moved back to New York. Trump can fuck whoever he wants now. She doesn’t care as long as she no longer has to be anywhere near him.

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