>The outlet said he had admitted to the killing during a crime reconstruction in March, and claimed it was in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife.
>BZ Basel said the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death. An autopsy report included in the ruling said Ms Joksimovic’s body was then dismembered in a laundry room with a jigsaw, knife and garden shears.
>It added body parts were then chopped up with a hand blender, “pureed” and dissolved in a chemical solution.
>BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic’s body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
How did you think Rivella is made?
The story is: He claimed she attacked him with a knife and he killed her in “self defense” previously he claimed he came home to her dead body and blended her because he panicked. Maybe he was just hungry, who knows.
i think the husband misunderstood what a protein shake was!
Switzerland taking protein shakes to a whole new level
How big was that fucking blender?
Spending a little too much time with your neighbour Austria?
Was it a bamix?
WTF
I am a chef coming from a family business that also had a butchery. I can’t imagine the mess and pure horror that occured in that house. She was the mother of his children ffs.
what the fuck bro
Huh
The forbidden smoothie
Probably gonna go to hell after this joke
Ffs is this for real?
That’s not what _smashing pussy_ means, Mountain Hans
Fondue
Looking back, the advice to most problems being “just suck it up” might not have been the best decision.
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What brand blender did he use?
New swiss flair confirmed?
Will-it-blend? taken too far.
W H A T
>The outlet said he had admitted to the killing during a crime reconstruction in March, and claimed it was in self-defence after she attacked him with a knife.
>BZ Basel said the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death. An autopsy report included in the ruling said Ms Joksimovic’s body was then dismembered in a laundry room with a jigsaw, knife and garden shears.
>It added body parts were then chopped up with a hand blender, “pureed” and dissolved in a chemical solution.
>BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic’s body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
How did you think Rivella is made?
The story is: He claimed she attacked him with a knife and he killed her in “self defense” previously he claimed he came home to her dead body and blended her because he panicked. Maybe he was just hungry, who knows.
https://i.redd.it/yvee4i7m7mod1.gif
excuse me?
What the actual fuck ?
i think the husband misunderstood what a protein shake was!
Switzerland taking protein shakes to a whole new level
How big was that fucking blender?
Spending a little too much time with your neighbour Austria?
Was it a bamix?
WTF
I am a chef coming from a family business that also had a butchery. I can’t imagine the mess and pure horror that occured in that house. She was the mother of his children ffs.
what the fuck bro
Huh
The forbidden smoothie
Probably gonna go to hell after this joke
Ffs is this for real?
That’s not what _smashing pussy_ means, Mountain Hans
Fondue
Looking back, the advice to most problems being “just suck it up” might not have been the best decision.
Well isn’t active euthanization legal over there?
https://preview.redd.it/u0f9aym5xmod1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f46464d8a669e99c99b09eb75e5e8e542128174
Maybe she had some gold teeth?
Daniel Sancho giving ideas
I read “finally strangled to death”
Brexit suddenly makes sense.
Wow i am scared now. How a relationship can end like this?
This is what the boredom of Switzerland does to a sane guy.
I’ve always knew that learning to read in this god forsaken language was a mistake
I need to get my hands on one of these blenders, the ones I get break just blending gazpacho, dammit!
Sick shit Sussie.
🙁
What in the actual fuck.
What Neutrality does to a Motherfucker.
You won’t be marrying my sister any time soon *<insert generic Swiss name I forgot>*