So just to give you more background guys, I lived in NL for 3 years, and also in Brussels during 2 years (even though we know Dutch is not really used in the city). But every time I tried to communicate in Dutch with my gf's family I constantly received answers in English.

Should I just speak perfect this Barbarian language and drop it in front of their fucking cocky per capita dutchie faces?

by Gloomy-Chest-1888

27 comments

  1. No one needs 3 months to learn dutch just say ‚uga buga‘ scratch your head and let out a fart and you‘ve said the most intellectual sentence in dutch since 1581

  2. I tried learning dutch, DON’T DO IT! It’s like german but at least german sounds cool and it doesn’t make you sound like you’re gagging every time you say the letter g

    However if you hate yourself (like I do) you can still try 🙂

  3. learning swamp german is never a good idea, might as well learn high valyrian, at least you don’t get ear cancer from that

  4. Your biggest mistake was spending 2 years in Brussels

    It can only get better from here buddy

  6. Included in the package is an ice pick and a hammer used to perform the frontal lobotomy which is required for mastering dutch

  7. Do it! You will garnish mega respect and will be taking into swamp custody immediately.

  8. Definitely a terrible idea, any book telling you can learn Dutch in 3 months is written by a liar.

  9. Yea it’s a mistake. Long white socks with shorts?

    You’re trying to become Dutch. Not fucking German.

  11. Learn Frisian instead. True barbarian and without throat cancer, absolute win!

  12. With that shoes you’re already at a good point of your goal.

  14. Just learn german and get drunk the whole time in holland

  15. It’s been more than 8yr that i’m learning d*tch and i still can’t speak or write it

  16. If you speak a related language it should be possible. I learned Old Norse in 6 months. I suppose Dutch should be easier to learn.

  17. How to avoid having sex for the rest of your life 101. (Coming from a Dutch speaker)

  18. Did you consider learning Flemish instead? Then you would get the weirdly cute factor on top. Worth the effort, I would say.

  19. I love nederländska ^_^

    In the way back when before I learned english it was the only language in videogames I could “understand”.

  20. 3 months to order a kapsalon and patatje (or frietje, if you want a portion size in the south) oorlog!! COME ON DO IT

    *no siestas allowed tho, time is money

  23. Free audio app!? Yeah, that’s gonna happen…

    There’s gonna be a Tikkie for sure.

  24. 4 years in the swamp and Dutch is just a waste. Dutch people treat my knowledge in their language and culture like a party trick.

    “Do you know the word godverdomme??” “Oh wow you do??” “Omg you know about de slimste mens too????”

    Maat. Kom op.

  27. Learn it but don’t use it. Spy on them and find out what’s wrong with them.

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