This one particular tree in Botanic Gardens, outside the museum, had better security than the Northern Bank in 2004. What's the reason?
by LetMeBe_Frank_
26 comments
They’re trying to stop it leaving
Protected species.
Ivy feeling, a beech of the peace, fir no reason
The trees in Moville in Donegal are surrounded by cages. My kids asked me why and I said they were to stop them running away. I explained that if they ever made it into the forest no one could find them again.
They were just at the age where they couldn’t quite figure out if I was joking.
Its the last money tree.
The RA must’ve planted it
Put in jail by the special branch
It’s a critically endangered species. Probably somewhere under 2000 in the world.
Specifically Wollemia nobilis, an Australian native, where most of them are.
There’s a couple of endangered species around Botanic, but this is the closest to extinct.
Dun for treason, sorry ✌️👌
It’s in the RA
It’s responsible for making Avon go bankrupt
Wollemi Pine. Used to be common across the rainforests of what is now Antarctica. Survives in remote Australian valleys. It’s the plant equivalent of a living dinosaur!
Heard he has deep roots in the paramilitaries
Went shark diving and got stuck so just left it on
Some never readjust to society
It got a bit depressed and fenced itself off from society !
To protect it from dogs, men ….to piss on it
Not sure but it probably cost €336,000
It was planted by the IRA
You know how humans go in those cages to observe sharks? Yes, same principle. Don’t rattle the cage, you’ll scare it.
That’s one a them er pedo trees, lock em all up to fuck
Not a happy little tree. 0/10 Bob Ross would not paint
Infernment.
Pineosaur
Jeffrey molested it and now it’s in witness protection clearly
26 comments
They’re trying to stop it leaving
Protected species.
Ivy feeling, a beech of the peace, fir no reason
The trees in Moville in Donegal are surrounded by cages. My kids asked me why and I said they were to stop them running away. I explained that if they ever made it into the forest no one could find them again.
They were just at the age where they couldn’t quite figure out if I was joking.
Its the last money tree.
The RA must’ve planted it
Put in jail by the special branch
It’s a critically endangered species. Probably somewhere under 2000 in the world.
Specifically Wollemia nobilis, an Australian native, where most of them are.
There’s a couple of endangered species around Botanic, but this is the closest to extinct.
Dun for treason, sorry ✌️👌
It’s in the RA
It’s responsible for making Avon go bankrupt
Wollemi Pine. Used to be common across the rainforests of what is now Antarctica. Survives in remote Australian valleys. It’s the plant equivalent of a living dinosaur!
Heard he has deep roots in the paramilitaries
Went shark diving and got stuck so just left it on
Some never readjust to society
It got a bit depressed and fenced itself off from society !
To protect it from dogs, men ….to piss on it
Not sure but it probably cost €336,000
It was planted by the IRA
You know how humans go in those cages to observe sharks? Yes, same principle. Don’t rattle the cage, you’ll scare it.
That’s one a them er pedo trees, lock em all up to fuck
Not a happy little tree. 0/10 Bob Ross would not paint
Infernment.
Pineosaur
Jeffrey molested it and now it’s in witness protection clearly
I’m stumped