I saw this on a pump at a BP petrol station this morning….. still scratching my head on why it’s there 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

22 comments

1. That depends, did you move it?

2. Broken latch/screw holding the metal top plate of the pump housing down.  It’s there to stop the top flapping about or ripping off and flying away in a strong gust of wind.  

3. It’s load baring

4. Disappointed by the lack of coke jokes in the comments here

5. Brick of heroin in a covert drug drop

6. It’s a brick.
   Please don’t move it.

7. And two enormous cigarettes just sitting there behind

8. I like how you completely ignored all the signs saying it’s prohibited to use mobile phones in a petrol station. It’s right next to the sign saying no smoking, naked flames etc.

   (fortunately the risks are unsubstantiated… https://www.fuelsindustryuk.org/consumer-information/mobile-phones-on-filling-station-forecourts/ but its still a bit of a silly thing to do, if only that it means the staff there are obliged by their employer to intervene)

9. Must be tornado season .

10. Did you try asking it?

11. I always wrap bricks in plastic 😄

12. I’d move it just to be gansta 😎

13. Father Jack lost his pet

14. This is my local garage and I always wonder the same thing!

15. Maybe it’s a fan of [Father Ted](https://youtu.be/Wt9oInb7SWI?si=XUSBlwQOUl0Xl5Cx)

16. to keep it shut , what else emotional support brick , hmm maybe

17. What’s a byick?

18. It’s a conceptual art installation.

19. Don’t understand what the problem is, it says its a brick and not to move it, so don’t move the brick 🤣

20. Nice Bond car there!

21. Weighing something down if I had to guess

22. It’s clearly a brick of cocaine and the dealer doesn’t want it moved.