Home World Politics Dear JesusPPoliticsDear JesusSeptember 16, 2024 Dear JesusPosted by MyPub 12 commentsI’ve never prayed before. _Before_.Republican Jesus agreesIt looks like Jesus’ ghost is pounding him in the ass. “You will feel an erection.” “It fine, I don’t have an erection.” “Nobody is talking about you.”Hell, I’m Pagan, and I hope this post comes true!AmenIf Obama gave us Trump, I don’t want to see what GOP will cook up next with Harris as first female black president.And Indian. Don’t forget the curryThey tried to push that Thomas Matthew Crooks donated a democrat. But it was actually someone with the same name but was olderWe need to put him in jail to protect him from Republicans who want to kill himA lot of people go to jail and find Jesus. Lets see if Trump can find Jesus there.![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
If Obama gave us Trump, I don’t want to see what GOP will cook up next with Harris as first female black president.
They tried to push that Thomas Matthew Crooks donated a democrat. But it was actually someone with the same name but was older
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I’ve never prayed before. _Before_.
Republican Jesus agrees
It looks like Jesus’ ghost is pounding him in the ass.
“You will feel an erection.” “It fine, I don’t have an erection.” “Nobody is talking about you.”
Hell, I’m Pagan, and I hope this post comes true!
Amen
If Obama gave us Trump, I don’t want to see what GOP will cook up next with Harris as first female black president.
And Indian. Don’t forget the curry
They tried to push that Thomas Matthew Crooks donated a democrat. But it was actually someone with the same name but was older
We need to put him in jail to protect him from Republicans who want to kill him
A lot of people go to jail and find Jesus. Lets see if Trump can find Jesus there.
![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)