The Bidet, instrument of civilization, wash your arses filthy barbarians!
September 17, 2024
The Bidet, instrument of civilization, wash your arses filthy barbarians!
by Strong-Clothes4993
30 comments
Its useless fratello, they will never understand it, even after 123121241 times you explained it to them, they will go with “but you dont use tp!” or ” its actually less hygienic !”
their brains still didnt reached the level of knowledge for using it… maybe in future… they will understand…
yk, if you dont have a jungle on your ass your shit has to fight itself through every time you go poo, its actually quite easy to just wipe yourself. Also, its of course also harder to use toilet paper if your pipes are too smol to actually fit toilet paper. Just PIGS problems.
I’m way too poor to understand
I’ll just wipe my arse on your curtains thanks.
The arse end of Italian hygiene 🪥
It has a mixer tap. I doubt Barry will approve that.
Internet Explorer be like :
*Meanwhile in Japan…*
I had a house with a bidet, it’s really not convenient but does the job. But I prefer the modern ways, Especially how easy it is to add these little shower head, how cheap they are, and how they don’t steal any volume of the room.
Seriously, you use less toilet paper not that toilet paper is expensive but, spend 20€ on this and clean your ass correctly. It really should be everywhere.
I use the bath carpet like in the Step Brothers movie.
There was a graph some time ago that claimed that Dutch people only reported to wash their hands 50% of the time, this means that, on average, my asshole, which is cleaned with soap in the bidet, is cleaner than the average Dutch handshake.
When I came back from Malta this summer my beloved bidet was the first thing I hugged. Or when I came back from Ireland. Or from England. Or…
I just put my showerhead pressure to the max and shove it against my soapy arse, sadly bidets are not common in Belgian households, gotta improvise 😌😌
Wtf THAT’S what they are????? I’ve been wondering for a decade what this tiny ass sink in my grandparents’ bathroom is
>arses
What are you, a Brit?
My experience taught me that once barbarians are introduced to bidet they actually grow to appreciate it, they just need someone to actually guide them step by step in person.
The issue is that once they come back home they won’t find a bidet waiting for them there therefore they’ll quickly turn back on civilisation without even realising it.
When you think about it it’s 1:1 what happened to the British isles once the Romans left.
“You save on toilet paper” *Using double the toilet paper to dry yourself off*
Why would you want a clean ass in the first place?
I literally shower every day so I don’t feel like I need to squirt water up my asshole. We have buttcheeks for more reasons than just asspillows, also keeping the door closed.
I think you guys use the clean asshole thing as an excuse to tingle your prostates with water.
I’m at a hotel in Greece with a bidet built into the toilet and it is a game changer. Couldn’t be bothered with one separate from the toilet though
I prefer taking a shower after going to the toilet but is the same concept.
I’m sorry but I actually don’t use the bidet. The french, the Swiss and the Austrians probably influenced me so much to the point that I’m becoming what I swore to destroy
Honestly, the Finnish and/or Muslim bidets are miles better. These Italian-style ones never have the right angle or sufficient pressure.
only PIGS would briefly splash their jungle off ass hair and then try and convince you they’re more sanitary than you. shave your ass and use a wet wipe, stinky.
No!
The installation of a bidet in Scotland would probably be swiftly followed by peasants storming the address with flaming torches.
We thoroughly wash ourselves in the shower. You probably shit in the bath.
That’s a cold toilet, and the flushing is pretty weak.
30 comments
Its useless fratello, they will never understand it, even after 123121241 times you explained it to them, they will go with “but you dont use tp!” or ” its actually less hygienic !”
their brains still didnt reached the level of knowledge for using it… maybe in future… they will understand…
yk, if you dont have a jungle on your ass your shit has to fight itself through every time you go poo, its actually quite easy to just wipe yourself. Also, its of course also harder to use toilet paper if your pipes are too smol to actually fit toilet paper. Just PIGS problems.
I’m way too poor to understand
I’ll just wipe my arse on your curtains thanks.
The arse end of Italian hygiene 🪥
It has a mixer tap. I doubt Barry will approve that.
Internet Explorer be like :
*Meanwhile in Japan…*
I had a house with a bidet, it’s really not convenient but does the job. But I prefer the modern ways, Especially how easy it is to add these little shower head, how cheap they are, and how they don’t steal any volume of the room.
Seriously, you use less toilet paper not that toilet paper is expensive but, spend 20€ on this and clean your ass correctly. It really should be everywhere.
Pussy phone is better form of bidet [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet_shower)
One in OP is just a midget urinal.
Nein.
https://preview.redd.it/bnqgt2w0icpd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d22d7789370d1e083e54a115300c694df9c3a2a
or you can just shower every day you filthy pigs
I use the bath carpet like in the Step Brothers movie.
There was a graph some time ago that claimed that Dutch people only reported to wash their hands 50% of the time, this means that, on average, my asshole, which is cleaned with soap in the bidet, is cleaner than the average Dutch handshake.
When I came back from Malta this summer my beloved bidet was the first thing I hugged. Or when I came back from Ireland. Or from England. Or…
I just put my showerhead pressure to the max and shove it against my soapy arse, sadly bidets are not common in Belgian households, gotta improvise 😌😌
Wtf THAT’S what they are????? I’ve been wondering for a decade what this tiny ass sink in my grandparents’ bathroom is
>arses
What are you, a Brit?
My experience taught me that once barbarians are introduced to bidet they actually grow to appreciate it, they just need someone to actually guide them step by step in person.
The issue is that once they come back home they won’t find a bidet waiting for them there therefore they’ll quickly turn back on civilisation without even realising it.
When you think about it it’s 1:1 what happened to the British isles once the Romans left.
“You save on toilet paper”
*Using double the toilet paper to dry yourself off*
Why would you want a clean ass in the first place?
I literally shower every day so I don’t feel like I need to squirt water up my asshole. We have buttcheeks for more reasons than just asspillows, also keeping the door closed.
I think you guys use the clean asshole thing as an excuse to tingle your prostates with water.
I’m at a hotel in Greece with a bidet built into the toilet and it is a game changer. Couldn’t be bothered with one separate from the toilet though
I prefer taking a shower after going to the toilet but is the same concept.
I’m sorry but I actually don’t use the bidet. The french, the Swiss and the Austrians probably influenced me so much to the point that I’m becoming what I swore to destroy
Honestly, the Finnish and/or Muslim bidets are miles better. These Italian-style ones never have the right angle or sufficient pressure.
only PIGS would briefly splash their jungle off ass hair and then try and convince you they’re more sanitary than you. shave your ass and use a wet wipe, stinky.
No!
The installation of a bidet in Scotland would probably be swiftly followed by peasants storming the address with flaming torches.
We thoroughly wash ourselves in the shower. You probably shit in the bath.
That’s a cold toilet, and the flushing is pretty weak.