Glasgow airport cordoned off after ‘huge poo’ discovered on floor by Longjumping_Stand889 Tags:ScotlandUnited Kingdom 24 comments Well that’s a bit of a ~~sticky~~ shitty situation Huge poo? Classic tabloid exaggeration there. That’s obviously just a wee pakora-sized one. “Huge” starts at battered sausage scale. huge? srsly? Well it was fucking one of ya’s. The Aiport Jobby Anything Poo Declare? JetPoo? Hard to find the actual story amongst all the ads on the DR site these days, and that’s with AdGuard running at router level! “An Airport worker said ‘I’m dealing with it the noo” I knew the Daily Record was hardly going to win any Pulitzer prizes, but reading that just made me close the window down. https://preview.redd.it/vvqg1qn72epd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518a8ec393c9192a7ea7b6f2050341e20c2e80c9 It’s the Jobbie Weecha Billy warned us of years ago failing. Sorry lads, I just couldn’t hold it in any more. New airline launching this autumn: Air Keich. It’s no a big jobbie, jist a wee keech! How does someone discover it and miss seeing it getting delivered? 🤷♂️ Do the police horses get lunch breaks? Edit. Daily record. I have since held my nose and read it. I found one of those in the chilled aisle of Morrisons in Paisley!! What! https://preview.redd.it/c5mtwl4vaepd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0622d8814e2f4da814f40f84a7cadce683b68038 My husbands flight from Glasgow was delayed 4 hours today and he has IBS, sent me this message earlier and now after seeing this article I’m suspicious 😂 Nice try, but I’m not opening a link to the Daily Record. Glasgow makin a follow up to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale?  More of a disturbance than a flaming man and a jeep full of BBQ gas bottles. More shite reporting from the Record. Pixelated out an’ everythin’! 😂 Fuck sake! There’s no CCTV in Glasgow airport? Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Huge poo? Classic tabloid exaggeration there. That’s obviously just a wee pakora-sized one. “Huge” starts at battered sausage scale.
Hard to find the actual story amongst all the ads on the DR site these days, and that’s with AdGuard running at router level!
“An Airport worker said ‘I’m dealing with it the noo” I knew the Daily Record was hardly going to win any Pulitzer prizes, but reading that just made me close the window down.
https://preview.redd.it/vvqg1qn72epd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518a8ec393c9192a7ea7b6f2050341e20c2e80c9
How does someone discover it and miss seeing it getting delivered? 🤷♂️ Do the police horses get lunch breaks? Edit. Daily record. I have since held my nose and read it.
https://preview.redd.it/c5mtwl4vaepd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0622d8814e2f4da814f40f84a7cadce683b68038 My husbands flight from Glasgow was delayed 4 hours today and he has IBS, sent me this message earlier and now after seeing this article I’m suspicious 😂
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Well that’s a bit of a ~~sticky~~ shitty situation
Huge poo? Classic tabloid exaggeration there.
That’s obviously just a wee pakora-sized one.
“Huge” starts at battered sausage scale.
huge? srsly?
Well it was fucking one of ya’s.
The Aiport Jobby
Anything Poo Declare?
JetPoo?
Hard to find the actual story amongst all the ads on the DR site these days, and that’s with AdGuard running at router level!
“An Airport worker said ‘I’m dealing with it the noo”
I knew the Daily Record was hardly going to win any Pulitzer prizes, but reading that just made me close the window down.
https://preview.redd.it/vvqg1qn72epd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518a8ec393c9192a7ea7b6f2050341e20c2e80c9
It’s the Jobbie Weecha Billy warned us of years ago failing.
Sorry lads, I just couldn’t hold it in any more.
New airline launching this autumn: Air Keich.
It’s no a big jobbie, jist a wee keech!
How does someone discover it and miss seeing it getting delivered? 🤷♂️
Do the police horses get lunch breaks?
Edit. Daily record. I have since held my nose and read it.
I found one of those in the chilled aisle of Morrisons in Paisley!!
What!
https://preview.redd.it/c5mtwl4vaepd1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0622d8814e2f4da814f40f84a7cadce683b68038
My husbands flight from Glasgow was delayed 4 hours today and he has IBS, sent me this message earlier and now after seeing this article I’m suspicious 😂
Nice try, but I’m not opening a link to the Daily Record.
Glasgow makin a follow up to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale?
More of a disturbance than a flaming man and a jeep full of BBQ gas bottles.
More shite reporting from the Record.
Pixelated out an’ everythin’! 😂 Fuck sake!
There’s no CCTV in Glasgow airport?