Jesus. You’ve just reminded me of flying Lufthansa from Japan once and having a conversation with a German flight attendant who was strapped into the jump seat opposite me, and next to the emergency exit. We were flying over the sea, and experiencing turbulence.
Her: “I truly believe that the lost island of Atlantis exists under the ocean, and I would love to visit some day. How about you? Would you like to visit?”
Me: (nervously eyeing the emergency door release inches from her hand) “Errr… not really, no.”
Look at those wingtips though. So strong. So aerodynamically efficient…
Fellas…i think I’m falling in love 🥵😍
I don’t believe they were ever friends.
Now thats a true size queen, bet shes banging an Antanov now.
This world is doomed. Just look at her face. Mentaly unstable much. I know this sub is shiting on eachother in the name of brotherly love but fucken hell. Does this shit ever end?
Edit because drunk. Words are hard.
r/Shittyaskflying is leaking
Only a G*rm could love a Boeing
Expecting a lifetime relationship with a Boeing 737 is stupid anyway… She did good breaking up before he did.
A Boeing 737-800?
Really?
No good taste in Flystaffs
Assassination incoming?
looks italian/spanjoolish
Do you think they were members of the ‘mile high’ club?
Reminds me of a documentary on these people… mechanophiles?
One guy was in love with his car and when questioned how they make love, the scene cut to him fondling the gear lever 🤢🤢🤢
The plane begs to differ
Shouldn’t we europeans, use our healthcare systems to help thoses with mental issues instead of mocking them ?
At least she didn’t put warm, raw ground beef in a Thermos Flask to have sex with
There was also a Swede that shagged the Berlin Wall
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Jesus. You’ve just reminded me of flying Lufthansa from Japan once and having a conversation with a German flight attendant who was strapped into the jump seat opposite me, and next to the emergency exit. We were flying over the sea, and experiencing turbulence.
Her: “I truly believe that the lost island of Atlantis exists under the ocean, and I would love to visit some day. How about you? Would you like to visit?”
Me: (nervously eyeing the emergency door release inches from her hand) “Errr… not really, no.”
Look at those wingtips though. So strong. So aerodynamically efficient…
Fellas…i think I’m falling in love 🥵😍
I don’t believe they were ever friends.
Now thats a true size queen, bet shes banging an Antanov now.
This world is doomed. Just look at her face. Mentaly unstable much. I know this sub is shiting on eachother in the name of brotherly love but fucken hell. Does this shit ever end?
Edit because drunk. Words are hard.
r/Shittyaskflying is leaking
Only a G*rm could love a Boeing
Expecting a lifetime relationship with a Boeing 737 is stupid anyway… She did good breaking up before he did.
A Boeing 737-800?
Really?
No good taste in Flystaffs
Assassination incoming?
looks italian/spanjoolish
Do you think they were members of the ‘mile high’ club?
Reminds me of a documentary on these people… mechanophiles?
One guy was in love with his car and when questioned how they make love, the scene cut to him fondling the gear lever 🤢🤢🤢
The plane begs to differ
Shouldn’t we europeans, use our healthcare systems to help thoses with mental issues instead of mocking them ?
At least she didn’t put warm, raw ground beef in a Thermos Flask to have sex with
There was also a Swede that shagged the Berlin Wall
https://preview.redd.it/bp2lzrgnefpd1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fad73841dc0766bdcbd1c06a14305616174f4f
😔 you cant have anything good these days
She can play with my Cessna 152 if she wants.
Airplane in German is Neutral, but Boeing 737 is female. Does that mean it’s a same-sex relationship?
Michele Köbke, 36, has ended her nine-year relationship with a Boeing 737-800
r/brandnewsentence
“I like big planes and I cannot lie” – Michele Köbke, probably
So even airplanes have girlfriends now. Ok…
So she is free now?
Germany increasing population.
Autism: “yes yes. I can feel my power increasing….”
I grew up with two Girls and one Cup. I still feel sorry for that Cup.
The Lemonparty saved my Soul. Google it.