You microwave them after so you can’t be tricked, It’s like Drake putting hot sauce in a used Johnny to kill the sperm /s.
Hot as the sun on the outside and cold as ice on the inside for her pleasure, not yours.
It is however now basically obligatory
Op is just bragging about being a top shager
A durex in the microwave will definitely lead to a bun in the oven!
Bought some wireless headphones that had the same message from Asda
Gotta be a translation error right?
Thirty? _Thirty_, he says!
You don’t warm yours up?
15 seconds in the microwave for that warm, soft feeling.
Today I learned condoms are willy hot water bottles.
Guess…*You’re going in hot*
Regular fit mate? Posting your Ls here lad… 😂
Jesus Christ, the warnings get dumber and dumber as time goes on.
We’re living in an age of smart technology.
Yet some people still need these kinds of directions written out for them…
That means microwave safe
It’s what we’re calling sex now. I shout “ding” as I finish!
Was planning on putting it in the oven
Haven’t had to use condoms in years. Because of a 7 year dry spell. Not really that bothered about sex anymore though.
Anyway, yeah don’t microwave ya cock or whatever
It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!
Microwave after use so you can reuse.
“I’m just trying to get a little bit of cancer, Stan”
Oh, how times have changed. In the old days no gentleman would be caught dead going in with a chilly johnny, straight from the box. A quick blast in the microwave for the recipient’s comfort was just good manners. Kids of today, etc.
Nothing like putting on a warm johnny fresh out the microwave dont know what youre missing lad
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You weren’t planning to.
You microwave them after so you can’t be tricked, It’s like Drake putting hot sauce in a used Johnny to kill the sperm /s.
Hot as the sun on the outside and cold as ice on the inside for her pleasure, not yours.
It is however now basically obligatory
Op is just bragging about being a top shager
A durex in the microwave will definitely lead to a bun in the oven!
Bought some wireless headphones that had the same message from Asda
Gotta be a translation error right?
Thirty? _Thirty_, he says!
You don’t warm yours up?
15 seconds in the microwave for that warm, soft feeling.
Today I learned condoms are willy hot water bottles.
Guess…*You’re going in hot*
Regular fit mate? Posting your Ls here lad… 😂
Jesus Christ, the warnings get dumber and dumber as time goes on.
We’re living in an age of smart technology.
Yet some people still need these kinds of directions written out for them…
That means microwave safe
It’s what we’re calling sex now. I shout “ding” as I finish!
Was planning on putting it in the oven
Haven’t had to use condoms in years. Because of a 7 year dry spell. Not really that bothered about sex anymore though.
Anyway, yeah don’t microwave ya cock or whatever
It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes!
Microwave after use so you can reuse.
“I’m just trying to get a little bit of cancer, Stan”
Oh, how times have changed. In the old days no gentleman would be caught dead going in with a chilly johnny, straight from the box. A quick blast in the microwave for the recipient’s comfort was just good manners. Kids of today, etc.
Nothing like putting on a warm johnny fresh out the microwave dont know what youre missing lad