“The squirrels jumped on the Great Western Railway (GWR) 8.54am train from Reading to Gatwick on Monday, *forcing passengers to flee* to other carriages.”
Must have been helluva squirrels…
It was nutting off to Nutflix
Guarantee those squirrels will be getting fined for having no valid tickets
should have put them down as they are a pest
Nah man, imagine being a London squirrel just frolicking about and then being magically transported to Aberdeen.
r/nottheonion
Did they have a ticket?
Where they flying squirrels? 🐿️
Sorry boss I can’t get to work today. Why not you ask? Well, you’ll never believe this but…
They are nut leaving that train.
Imagine missing your flight because of a fucking squirrel
Can’t a squirrel travel in peace?!
We used to have an Empire.
My uncle works on the trains and sent me the incident report for this on Monday
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Well that’s just nuts.
Didn’t want to miss it’s stop at Nuttingham
“The squirrels jumped on the Great Western Railway (GWR) 8.54am train from Reading to Gatwick on Monday, *forcing passengers to flee* to other carriages.”
Must have been helluva squirrels…
It was nutting off to Nutflix
Guarantee those squirrels will be getting fined for having no valid tickets
should have put them down as they are a pest
Nah man, imagine being a London squirrel just frolicking about and then being magically transported to Aberdeen.
r/nottheonion
Did they have a ticket?
Where they flying squirrels? 🐿️
Sorry boss I can’t get to work today. Why not you ask? Well, you’ll never believe this but…
They are nut leaving that train.
Imagine missing your flight because of a fucking squirrel
Can’t a squirrel travel in peace?!
We used to have an Empire.
My uncle works on the trains and sent me the incident report for this on Monday
I was in stitches