Rectal used to be most accurate, but with the newer thermometers it doesn’t really matter as long as you know the normal baseline for each body part. Especially with children that won’t hold still rectal works well. Same as with pets!
Chris just sat there roasting.
Where else?
Why “when you were a kid”? Adults also check their temperature like this…
Under armpit is the only answer, wtf
Americans probably think it turns you gay to measure the temperature rectally or something weird like that.
Well, the French have always considered themselves to be special.
Maybe they are…
I remember being mortified when a school nurse wanted to take my temperature in my mouth. As the thermometer looked identical to the one my mum used at home. I thought I was going to get ass bacteria in my mouth.
Huh, I always used a digital in ear one
Now that you say it, yes, I had stuff put into my butthole against my will as a child
I’m a tall bloke and over Covid my dentist had me kneel down and put the temperature gun to my head. Execution style
What do you mean people don’t measure temperature like that in the rest of the world?
Me with a fever on Sweden: a thermometer please.
She: for butt or mouth?
Me:… … mouth.
Italian here.
When I was a kid it was the same.
Wait… We do that too, don’t we? Like, I’m pretty sure that’s pretty common here too?
Forget the butt stuff… I have to check whether I’ve got the French… 🤮🤮
I wonder if some of these people went to the same school
My Preist Uncle told me that’s how everyone does it?
I measure my temperature in my butt then clean it with my mouth and spit it out idk wheres the problem
I’d love to one day share same butt thermometer with goth gf
The French are the largest consumers of suppositories as well. It’s the French solution to everything: Just shove it up your ass and the problem will go away by itself.
Its under the tong tho, unless you felt frisky and put in in your butt but that was to your own liking
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China learned form France then.
https://preview.redd.it/dpjs4a6unkpd1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c56fee6e4c245cfb7ec481d57b9deb0e5bce75b
[The school Nurse at home](https://youtu.be/vhl5ObsQZfQ?si=fTtb6-rv5Yps-eAO)
As long as nobody is mixing thermometers…..
Rectal used to be most accurate, but with the newer thermometers it doesn’t really matter as long as you know the normal baseline for each body part. Especially with children that won’t hold still rectal works well. Same as with pets!
Chris just sat there roasting.
Where else?
Why “when you were a kid”? Adults also check their temperature like this…
Under armpit is the only answer, wtf
Americans probably think it turns you gay to measure the temperature rectally or something weird like that.
Well, the French have always considered themselves to be special.
Maybe they are…
I remember being mortified when a school nurse wanted to take my temperature in my mouth. As the thermometer looked identical to the one my mum used at home. I thought I was going to get ass bacteria in my mouth.
Huh, I always used a digital in ear one
Now that you say it, yes, I had stuff put into my butthole against my will as a child
I’m a tall bloke and over Covid my dentist had me kneel down and put the temperature gun to my head. Execution style
What do you mean people don’t measure temperature like that in the rest of the world?
Me with a fever on Sweden: a thermometer please.
She: for butt or mouth?
Me:… … mouth.
Italian here.
When I was a kid it was the same.
Wait… We do that too, don’t we? Like, I’m pretty sure that’s pretty common here too?
Forget the butt stuff… I have to check whether I’ve got the French… 🤮🤮
I wonder if some of these people went to the same school
My Preist Uncle told me that’s how everyone does it?
I measure my temperature in my butt then clean it with my mouth and spit it out idk wheres the problem
I’d love to one day share same butt thermometer with goth gf
The French are the largest consumers of suppositories as well. It’s the French solution to everything: Just shove it up your ass and the problem will go away by itself.
Its under the tong tho, unless you felt frisky and put in in your butt but that was to your own liking
https://preview.redd.it/l2fwsj4m7lpd1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ea68914b778c3a57ee9dc0e2535b8e604e621a
Stupid Americans… “How do you wash it?”
Duh, if multiple people in the house have a fever you alternate between ass and mouth, easy.