Squirrels without tickets attack passengers on Gatwick train

8 comments

1. Hooligans! No respect to anyone, arrest and prosecute them for fare evasion.

2. What has the world come to? Even the Squirrels are trying to avoid paying for the train.

3. As opposed to the well behaved squirrels that paid their fare

4. Can you blame them, have you seen the cost of train tickets?

5. What colour are squirrels? Why are the police withholding this information?

6. Typical grey squirrels, fucking rebels. Whereas red squirrels are renowned for their law abiding life style.

7. I bet they’ll be punished more severely for travelling without a ticket than they will for the assault.

8. They’re also eating our dogs. They’re eating our cats. They’re eating the pets of the people that live there…