Moved into our new home and having some flooring fitted on Friday. Found this and it's kind of spinning us out. What do you think is inside CasualUK?
by MuteUnicorn
42 comments
Not again….please not again….
Spider. I’m going with a spider.
Oh you should have posted this once you’d opened it as it can only lead to disappointment.
It’s going to be full of water.
Or porn.
A tunnel to Australia.
Oh not again. We’ve been hurt before OP
Was a locksmith and safe engineer for 6 years. No one ever found anything interesting it an abandoned safe. Not just while I did it, while the guys I worked with did, and they had been doing it for a looong time.
I saw this movie once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it and when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh.
A Scottish man with an old pc who insists on entering a series of numbers
A nuclear bomb.
Shouldn’t be too hard to pick. Looks like a standard old mortice type lock. You’ll probably need a couple of specialised tools and watch a few you tube videos. As for what’s inside. My money is on emergency bog roll as that looks like a shower to the side. Who puts carpet in the bathroom?
Someone used an old safe door to allow plumbing access
Plumbing. Top security plumbing.
Six small spoons.
Ive read a lot of H P Lovecraft so I’d suggest you put it back immediately and move out before you unleash some sort of incomprehensible eldritch horror that consumes you with madness
I think if I ever sold a house with a floor safe I’d write “How much time and money did you spend trying to get in here you silly twat!”
A lot of nowt and a few spiders.
Disappointment ahead
A handle. Turn the handle to open a portal to Hell. Or it’s empty.
Someones collection of false teeth.
A sofa
Pirate treasure map.
Alice in wonderland
!remind me in one bloody week
Have you seen Coraline? There’s a reason it locked.
Normally, just to tickle people you leave an empty velvet diamond necklace box
Empty box.
Is it safe?
Each contains the key to the other.
Nope. I’m walking away from this, right now. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care…….
It contains secret documents about the blood line of Jesus Christ. The house was previously owned by the priory of sion
Previous owner dick pic!
That better have the Lament Configuration or something in it after all the disappointingly empty safes we’ve had on this site,
Hoping for a jack-in-the-box.
RemindMe! 1 day
Toilet roll from the lockdown
It will have an old jaz mag in it and some limited edition Postman Pat stamps, all with curly corners.
Hopefully it’s not just a spare key
Angle grinder, metal cutting disks (full pack), lube (ooh matron), gloves, googles, ear defenders, hammer, an hour or so.
Profit
Souce: done it before. Couldn’t see anything with endoscope so decided to brute force it
Found about 30mm of rusty water. But you don’t know until you do it.
#MALKOVICH!
RemindMe! 1 day
Ok, so, theres these https://imgur.com/a/KIV4jKW inside and there’s no F*cking way on God’s green earth I’m touching these cursed things. Screw that!!
42 comments
Not again….please not again….
Spider. I’m going with a spider.
Oh you should have posted this once you’d opened it as it can only lead to disappointment.
It’s going to be full of water.
Or porn.
A tunnel to Australia.
Oh not again. We’ve been hurt before OP
Was a locksmith and safe engineer for 6 years. No one ever found anything interesting it an abandoned safe. Not just while I did it, while the guys I worked with did, and they had been doing it for a looong time.
I saw this movie once where there was a door and nobody knew what was behind it and when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh.
A Scottish man with an old pc who insists on entering a series of numbers
A nuclear bomb.
Shouldn’t be too hard to pick. Looks like a standard old mortice type lock. You’ll probably need a couple of specialised tools and watch a few you tube videos. As for what’s inside. My money is on emergency bog roll as that looks like a shower to the side. Who puts carpet in the bathroom?
Someone used an old safe door to allow plumbing access
Plumbing. Top security plumbing.
Six small spoons.
Ive read a lot of H P Lovecraft so I’d suggest you put it back immediately and move out before you unleash some sort of incomprehensible eldritch horror that consumes you with madness
I think if I ever sold a house with a floor safe I’d write “How much time and money did you spend trying to get in here you silly twat!”
A lot of nowt and a few spiders.
Disappointment ahead
A handle. Turn the handle to open a portal to Hell. Or it’s empty.
Someones collection of false teeth.
A sofa
Pirate treasure map.
Alice in wonderland
!remind me in one bloody week
Have you seen Coraline? There’s a reason it locked.
Normally, just to tickle people you leave an empty velvet diamond necklace box
Empty box.
Is it safe?
Each contains the key to the other.
Nope. I’m walking away from this, right now. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care…….
It contains secret documents about the blood line of Jesus Christ. The house was previously owned by the priory of sion
Previous owner dick pic!
That better have the Lament Configuration or something in it after all the disappointingly empty safes we’ve had on this site,
Hoping for a jack-in-the-box.
RemindMe! 1 day
Toilet roll from the lockdown
It will have an old jaz mag in it and some limited edition Postman Pat stamps, all with curly corners.
Hopefully it’s not just a spare key
Angle grinder, metal cutting disks (full pack), lube (ooh matron), gloves, googles, ear defenders, hammer, an hour or so.
Profit
Souce: done it before. Couldn’t see anything with endoscope so decided to brute force it
Found about 30mm of rusty water. But you don’t know until you do it.
#MALKOVICH!
RemindMe! 1 day
Ok, so, theres these https://imgur.com/a/KIV4jKW inside and there’s no F*cking way on God’s green earth I’m touching these cursed things. Screw that!!