Stole this post from a fellow Dane and am interested to see your solutions.

by AndersDreth

38 comments

  1. I’m sorry Lars but according to the memes in every trolley problem you have to do the multitrack drifting.

  2. DEJA-VU. I’ve just been in this place before. Higher on the street and I know it’s my time to go.

  4. Either killing a Dane or getting rid of the Caliphate

    most obvious multitrackdrift ever

  6. Pull the lever to kill the Dane, then proceed to shoot every swede in the head.

  8. Question, is the Dane made out of LEGO ?
    Because in this economy I’d have to kill the Swedes and take the minifig

  9. Lol this got posted in the trolley sub and people went ape-shit about racism, it was pretty funny.

  11. Instead of throwing trolleys at the problem. Why not throw navel warships at it instead. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  13. Kill 1 smug Nordick vs millions of smug Nordicks… pretty easy answer.

  14. Multitrack drift seems tempting but what if derail before sweden is empty? After all i do need Lebensraum….

  15. I decide based on who will pay their Tikkie. Which, statistically, would be de Swedes.

  16. I’ll sacrifice the Dane first and then make the train go back and drive over the Swedes

  17. I like the Swedish they speak funny.

    ![gif](giphy|YmMwqVCtyxFRe|downsized)

    So imma save them.

  20. I’m portuguese so I find a third solution: train on strike ✌️

  21. I am taking out the Dane and then backing up and making sure to run over him couple more times.

    Denmark is literally just Netherlands, but without all the weed and hookers

  24. The Swedes provide both my car and cheap furniture needs. I can live without some fairly mid pastries so I pick the Dane.

  25. Ohh nooo the lever is stuck… so many “innocent” lives are gonna be lost im so sad…

  26. The solution to each and every trolley problem is to derail the trolley by switching while it’s passing the turnout.

  30. Give us back the rest of Schleswig and I’ll consider the Swedes

  32. If you kill the Dane to save every Swede, the Swedes will have to thank you and worship you (and the deceased Dane) eternally. Food for thought…

  35. Build a ramp for the trolley and aim for the twin towers

  36. We could just send one of our 13-year old child soldiers to blow up the trolley before it hits anyone.

  37. *Rushes to the back of the trolley to push it forward towards the Swedes*

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