I admire your resolve. I just wanna bite that honeycomb bastard right now!
You missed a bit
Every day we stray further away from God.
Oo I think you are.
It’s a good job there’s no places in prison atm
I remember that, as a child, I always used to nibble all the chocolate off the crunchy bar which really annoyed my mum and she would tell me off.
I haven’t had one for years but seeing this makes me want to try it again!
Well this is making me incredibly uncomfortable
Right, I admit I do this, but that right there is ridiculous precision, are you a squirrel?
Why is it so long??
I do this as well. Same for a kitkat (regular and chunky). Also use to eat around the core of a carrot. The core is the best bit as it’s the sweetest.
this is a new one for me
No. I think Gary Glitter and Hitler also do this.
Now shove it up your arse to cover it back up
Okay so talk us through this. You’ve been sucking on that fucker for a while so essentially after the chocolate is gone you’re left with this sticky, half-dissolved maze of saliva??
Nice Loofah.
I do this with all chocolate bars that have some sort of filling.
Is that a crunchie
Go to jail
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
This is a pagan ritual.
Ooh me too but mine snaps way before I get to the bottom.
Also… where on earth did you find a crunchie so big?
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I thought you’d been chewing pampas grass there.
This is oddly disturbing
Big crunchie
I admire your resolve. I just wanna bite that honeycomb bastard right now!
You missed a bit
Every day we stray further away from God.
Oo I think you are.
It’s a good job there’s no places in prison atm
I remember that, as a child, I always used to nibble all the chocolate off the crunchy bar which really annoyed my mum and she would tell me off.
I haven’t had one for years but seeing this makes me want to try it again!
Well this is making me incredibly uncomfortable
Right, I admit I do this, but that right there is ridiculous precision, are you a squirrel?
Why is it so long??
I do this as well. Same for a kitkat (regular and chunky). Also use to eat around the core of a carrot. The core is the best bit as it’s the sweetest.
this is a new one for me
No. I think Gary Glitter and Hitler also do this.
Now shove it up your arse to cover it back up
Okay so talk us through this. You’ve been sucking on that fucker for a while so essentially after the chocolate is gone you’re left with this sticky, half-dissolved maze of saliva??
Nice Loofah.
I do this with all chocolate bars that have some sort of filling.
Is that a crunchie
Go to jail
He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
This is a pagan ritual.
Ooh me too but mine snaps way before I get to the bottom.
Also… where on earth did you find a crunchie so big?
Looks like a loofah.
Why would you eat a loofah?