“Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.”-Caution News (more info in the comments)
September 19, 2024
“Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.”-Caution News (more info in the comments)
by banana_man_man_
39 comments
“Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.
According to the head of the Chechen Republic, a machine gun was installed on the Cybertruck “gifted by Musk” and it was sent to the SVO zone. The vehicle performed well in combat, but recently “Musk remotely turned off the Cybertruck.”
“He gives expensive gifts from the heart, and then remotely turns them off. <…> It’s not manly. I had to tow the iron horse. How is that possible, Elon? Is that how it’s done?”
Musk himself claimed that he did not give Kadyrov the Cybertruck. He called the American journalist who accused him of this “retarded” and generated a chatbot of Kadyrov driving a Cybertruck, which drives around the Kremlin.”-Caution News
Elon Musk don how dare you don to turn off my Cyberstuck don
Nah, its just that, well, Its a Cybertruck 😉
Dude is aware Cybertruck needs to be charged, right?
We hate the west, but we love the west with everything they have to offer.
r/CyberStuck
Forgot to plug it in. Don
Given the notorious reliability of most Tesla cars it is likely just following the brand trend. No need to ascribe it to remote switching. Occam’s razor and all that.
I know on most Tesla cars it is usually just the niggly little things like passenger door refusing to unlock, bits of plastic falling off, switches not always working but the Cybertruck is a new beast and motor control problems are just as likely.
Don’t get me wrong, I quite like almost everything about Teslas (other the above) and very nearly bought one but decided they are just too damn big for European roads.
should call the mossad repair service
Can I ask Kadyrov to turn off Musk in exchange? Seems like a fair trade for everyone!
It drove more than 15km and broke like standard issue cyber trucks
And this is why i will not buy a Chinese car.
No, no, Ramzan … That is just the way Tesla Cybertrucks work. 🤣
Probably broke down
Oh no! Big boy was so happy about it! (don)
Given al’ the reports i see of the cybertruck i’d soonner get to war with a ‘05 camry with 200km on it 😅
Check your pager for a message from “Elon”.
Not a great look.
Probably just gotten red screen of death
I can give him a great deal on a case of pagers…enough for him and all of his friends.
Nice paperweight 🤣
Classic “nob head”
it was probably a gift from Elon himself and when it broke Elon told his team to “say I turned it off on purpose”
Gotta be the most rarted “head of state” out there. As long as the puppets are more rarted than putler, everything’s good
Can Elon/Leo just turn that Kadyrov ass off ?
No amount of goat buggery will recharge a Tesla.
Wouldn’t this be the greatest from of intelligence gathering, couldn’t Tesla track everything, hell who know maybe they could open up the mic’s and listen into the truck
He looks like the Bullet Farmer from the Mad Max: Fury Road/Furiosa.
Do these trucks come with pagers???
two reigning champions in the making shit up to look cool but no one cares competition
I wonder how much ethnic Russian mobussy he was able to pull in that turd chariot before it got shut off?
Fucked in the head drugged up looser switches off electrified trash can for fucked in the head drugged up looser. Got it.
It probably broke when he stuck diesel into the charging port
the piece of shit probably just stopped working to be fair.
Here’s an idea – send the Russians all of the unsold Cybertrucks, wait until they get to the front, then turn them all off. Then watch the batteries fry the contents of the trucks.
y’know? I have a rule to never remotely disable anyones car if they have a gun on it that big.
just saying. I think it’s a pretty good, safe policy, too. cuz that dude don’t look like the elevator goes to the top floor.
Tesla haters get a life. Yes Musk is a complete a-hole POS but the cars are good, developed by talented engineers who are not Musk, so grow the F up. The real story is how corrupt Kadyrov is coming from a piss poor country yet spending a quarter million $ to import this thing and how the American company did the right thing to disable the vehicle of this monster.
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“Ramzan Kadyrov said that Elon Musk turned off his Cybertruck.
According to the head of the Chechen Republic, a machine gun was installed on the Cybertruck “gifted by Musk” and it was sent to the SVO zone. The vehicle performed well in combat, but recently “Musk remotely turned off the Cybertruck.”
“He gives expensive gifts from the heart, and then remotely turns them off. <…> It’s not manly. I had to tow the iron horse. How is that possible, Elon? Is that how it’s done?”
Musk himself claimed that he did not give Kadyrov the Cybertruck. He called the American journalist who accused him of this “retarded” and generated a chatbot of Kadyrov driving a Cybertruck, which drives around the Kremlin.”-Caution News
Elon Musk don how dare you don to turn off my Cyberstuck don
Nah, its just that, well, Its a Cybertruck 😉
Dude is aware Cybertruck needs to be charged, right?
We hate the west, but we love the west with everything they have to offer.
r/CyberStuck
Forgot to plug it in. Don
Given the notorious reliability of most Tesla cars it is likely just following the brand trend. No need to ascribe it to remote switching. Occam’s razor and all that.
I know on most Tesla cars it is usually just the niggly little things like passenger door refusing to unlock, bits of plastic falling off, switches not always working but the Cybertruck is a new beast and motor control problems are just as likely.
Don’t get me wrong, I quite like almost everything about Teslas (other the above) and very nearly bought one but decided they are just too damn big for European roads.
should call the mossad repair service
Can I ask Kadyrov to turn off Musk in exchange? Seems like a fair trade for everyone!
It drove more than 15km and broke like standard issue cyber trucks
And this is why i will not buy a Chinese car.
No, no, Ramzan … That is just the way Tesla Cybertrucks work. 🤣
Probably broke down
Oh no! Big boy was so happy about it! (don)
Given al’ the reports i see of the cybertruck i’d soonner get to war with a ‘05 camry with 200km on it 😅
Check your pager for a message from “Elon”.
Not a great look.
Probably just gotten red screen of death
I can give him a great deal on a case of pagers…enough for him and all of his friends.
Nice paperweight 🤣
Classic “nob head”
it was probably a gift from Elon himself and when it broke Elon told his team to “say I turned it off on purpose”
Gotta be the most rarted “head of state” out there. As long as the puppets are more rarted than putler, everything’s good
Can Elon/Leo just turn that Kadyrov ass off ?
No amount of goat buggery will recharge a Tesla.
Wouldn’t this be the greatest from of intelligence gathering, couldn’t Tesla track everything, hell who know maybe they could open up the mic’s and listen into the truck
He looks like the Bullet Farmer from the Mad Max: Fury Road/Furiosa.
Do these trucks come with pagers???
two reigning champions in the making shit up to look cool but no one cares competition
I wonder how much ethnic Russian mobussy he was able to pull in that turd chariot before it got shut off?
Fucked in the head drugged up looser switches off electrified trash can for fucked in the head drugged up looser. Got it.
It probably broke when he stuck diesel into the charging port
the piece of shit probably just stopped working to be fair.
Here’s an idea – send the Russians all of the unsold Cybertrucks, wait until they get to the front, then turn them all off. Then watch the batteries fry the contents of the trucks.
y’know? I have a rule to never remotely disable anyones car if they have a gun on it that big.
just saying. I think it’s a pretty good, safe policy, too. cuz that dude don’t look like the elevator goes to the top floor.
Tesla haters get a life. Yes Musk is a complete a-hole POS but the cars are good, developed by talented engineers who are not Musk, so grow the F up. The real story is how corrupt Kadyrov is coming from a piss poor country yet spending a quarter million $ to import this thing and how the American company did the right thing to disable the vehicle of this monster.
His daddy got blowed up
Give the guy a (mossad) pager