Russlands Kadyrow wirft Musk vor, seinen Cybertruck „aus der Ferne außer Gefecht gesetzt“ zu haben
September 19, 2024
Russlands Kadyrow wirft Musk vor, seinen Cybertruck „aus der Ferne außer Gefecht gesetzt“ zu haben
https://www.ynetnews.com/article/syvzpm9pr
49 comments
Not likely, Elon is too busy chatting on X
Occam’s razor: it’s way more likely that the piece of shit just BROKE
Never blame on malice what can be explained by incompetence
You’re not that special kady, you’re one of many. r/cyberstuck
More likely the piece of shit already broke. Didn’t he claim Musk gifted it to him?
He should post this to r/cyberstuck
On the one hand, this is the kind of grandiose paranoia that seems rampant among Russian oligarchs.
On the other hand…Musk is the kind of petty child that might actually do this.
Elon has been known to turn off the Tesla features at will. Not surprised if he did it with the cyber truck
Woah woah woah! Let’s not be too hasty! Dictators and their henchmen are still discerning gentlemen with refined tastes who appreciate the “finer things” in life. If they want our ginormous electronic devices I’m sure we can make *special accommodations* for such important customers.
You know I really think we might be failing to consider the enormous weight and spaces for dialogue between peoples inside the opportune cavities of the cybertruck which could be absolutely jam-packed with goodwill, and genuine expressions of our optimism and excitement for the Russian people to really take charge and lead themselves!
*…Elon??*
Install a machine and that voids your warranty don Don boy.
Bro, it’s just a shit car
Mose “Machine Gun” Shrute
For how much they claim to hate the west they sure do like our stuff
And Allah can’t fix this injustice!!!!
Hey at least he didn’t make it explode 🙂
Ain’t got no gas in it.
How is it Kadyrov looks more ridiculous with every new photo?
I’m kind of amazed really. I was sure he’d hit peak-ridiculous.. but.. he just keeps on going.
Probably an easy call on his Elon phone bought and paid for by Twitter
Be thankful your cyber truck didn’t remotely explode on your ass
That’s funny, on so many levels.
Odds are, the POS just broke down on it’s own.
So, that’s a lie.
“Don’t get me wrong: I still love the truckski”
First he lost his cat.
Now this blow.
Musk couldn’t get the batteries to overheat and explode with him driving?!!! Bozhe Moi!
Wait, you didn’t try to take it through a car wash did you?
It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.
He probably forgot to charge it.
This belongs on r/cyberstuck
From what I’ve heard I don’t think it needs to be remotely disabled to not work.
He could try googling Cybertruck issues and see he’s not that special.
They should settle it in a cage fight.
Odds are good the thing is just failing to operate because it’s a shitty product.
This asshat owning a Cybertruck is the best ad for a Ford Lightning I can possibly imagine.
If Elon Musk was a true patriot he would have locked the doors with Kadyrov inside and made the truck explode.
Oh Ramzan, silly, Elmo doesn’t have to *disable* a Cybertruck in order for it to turn into a brick. That’s just the marvel of Tesla engineering. It’s part of the wonder, like shaking a snow globe for the first time. ‘I wonder…will it start again? Will its fender fall off.’ These are moments you share with all of us who aren’t stupid enough to ever considering owning his products. For this, we thank you!
No.. they just.. *do* that.
I bet it probably just broke down they’re the most unreliable piece of shit.
I love the dig, “Russia’s Kadyrov”
Did he try unplugging it, wait a few seconds and then re-plugging it back in?
Imagine the irony. Musk sends cybertruck to warlord. Its breaks and warlord puts hit out on Musk.
My company was forced to immediately cancel thousands of accounts and rescind support contracts for tens of millions of dollars worth of hardware in Russia and Belarus.. I felt sorry for the folks who’d bought new stuff, just had it delivered and then tried to download the license codes. At one level anyway. On the other, fuck ruzzia.
This is hilarious considering Kadyrov thanked Musk for giving him the Cybertruck. Obvious bullshit but it’s funny to see it exposed.
>Claiming to have received the vehicle “from the respected Elon Musk,” the Tesla CEO, Kadyrov praises the features of “this ‘beast'” that “will be of great use to our soldiers.”
Uh, it’s full self-disabling. 😐
Good thing he didn’t buy his cyber truck from that dealer in Budapest that offered a discount.
Musk could have at least waited until Kadyrov severed a finger
Counting down the days until elon muskrat gets smoked by a crazy chechen or russian.
49 comments
Not likely, Elon is too busy chatting on X
Occam’s razor: it’s way more likely that the piece of shit just BROKE
Never blame on malice what can be explained by incompetence
You’re not that special kady, you’re one of many. r/cyberstuck
More likely the piece of shit already broke. Didn’t he claim Musk gifted it to him?
He should post this to r/cyberstuck
On the one hand, this is the kind of grandiose paranoia that seems rampant among Russian oligarchs.
On the other hand…Musk is the kind of petty child that might actually do this.
Elon has been known to turn off the Tesla features at will. Not surprised if he did it with the cyber truck
Woah woah woah! Let’s not be too hasty! Dictators and their henchmen are still discerning gentlemen with refined tastes who appreciate the “finer things” in life. If they want our ginormous electronic devices I’m sure we can make *special accommodations* for such important customers.
You know I really think we might be failing to consider the enormous weight and spaces for dialogue between peoples inside the opportune cavities of the cybertruck which could be absolutely jam-packed with goodwill, and genuine expressions of our optimism and excitement for the Russian people to really take charge and lead themselves!
*…Elon??*
Install a machine and that voids your warranty don Don boy.
Bro, it’s just a shit car
Mose “Machine Gun” Shrute
For how much they claim to hate the west they sure do like our stuff
And Allah can’t fix this injustice!!!!
Hey at least he didn’t make it explode 🙂
Ain’t got no gas in it.
How is it Kadyrov looks more ridiculous with every new photo?
I’m kind of amazed really. I was sure he’d hit peak-ridiculous.. but.. he just keeps on going.
Probably an easy call on his Elon phone bought and paid for by Twitter
Be thankful your cyber truck didn’t remotely explode on your ass
That’s funny, on so many levels.
Odds are, the POS just broke down on it’s own.
So, that’s a lie.
“Don’t get me wrong: I still love the truckski”
First he lost his cat.
Now this blow.
Musk couldn’t get the batteries to overheat and explode with him driving?!!! Bozhe Moi!
Wait, you didn’t try to take it through a car wash did you?
It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.
He probably forgot to charge it.
This belongs on r/cyberstuck
From what I’ve heard I don’t think it needs to be remotely disabled to not work.
He could try googling Cybertruck issues and see he’s not that special.
They should settle it in a cage fight.
Odds are good the thing is just failing to operate because it’s a shitty product.
This asshat owning a Cybertruck is the best ad for a Ford Lightning I can possibly imagine.
If Elon Musk was a true patriot he would have locked the doors with Kadyrov inside and made the truck explode.
Oh Ramzan, silly, Elmo doesn’t have to *disable* a Cybertruck in order for it to turn into a brick. That’s just the marvel of Tesla engineering. It’s part of the wonder, like shaking a snow globe for the first time. ‘I wonder…will it start again? Will its fender fall off.’ These are moments you share with all of us who aren’t stupid enough to ever considering owning his products. For this, we thank you!
No.. they just.. *do* that.
I bet it probably just broke down they’re the most unreliable piece of shit.
I love the dig, “Russia’s Kadyrov”
Did he try unplugging it, wait a few seconds and then re-plugging it back in?
Imagine the irony. Musk sends cybertruck to warlord. Its breaks and warlord puts hit out on Musk.
My company was forced to immediately cancel thousands of accounts and rescind support contracts for tens of millions of dollars worth of hardware in Russia and Belarus.. I felt sorry for the folks who’d bought new stuff, just had it delivered and then tried to download the license codes. At one level anyway. On the other, fuck ruzzia.
This is hilarious considering Kadyrov thanked Musk for giving him the Cybertruck. Obvious bullshit but it’s funny to see it exposed.
>Claiming to have received the vehicle “from the respected Elon Musk,” the Tesla CEO, Kadyrov praises the features of “this ‘beast'” that “will be of great use to our soldiers.”
Uh, it’s full self-disabling. 😐
Good thing he didn’t buy his cyber truck from that dealer in Budapest that offered a discount.
Musk could have at least waited until Kadyrov severed a finger
Counting down the days until elon muskrat gets smoked by a crazy chechen or russian.
Nope, they’re just crap
Nope. They are just garbage vehicles.