But it would be an antidemocratic coup if they force him out, right? The primary voters chose him and him alone
🍿🥤
GO LETTUCE!!!
PAPA NEEDS A NEW SET OF ABORTION CLINICS!!
funny… there’s a drag performer in NY who used to have a Public Access show named Hedda Lettuce lol
Just make it through the end of the week when ballots are mailed out.
He’s horrible.
Mark was in a vice – Trump held this kompromat to control him, and democrats released it to end him. (Courtesy of Iran?)
As a North Carolinian, I really hope this guy doesn’t get elected
LOL, you idiots actually think American Republicans have the same amount of dignity as a U.K. Torrey?
The dude won’t step down. He’ll just claim he’s being attacked by the deep state…
Stop giving them credit where it isin’t due.
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE I GOT HEAD FROM LETTUCE! GOD AND TRUMP WANT ME TO WIN! JOSH STEIN WENT BACK IN TIME TO PLANT EVIDENCE! LETTUCE IS A PLANT! DO THAT MATH PEOPLE
~~Mark Robinson if he was Trump
Begin!
Lettuce: I Am Green Leafy and Cool, Fool, how bout you?
To be polite, this was a Lincoln Project X post – you should provide some credit.
This guy seems like some kind of social experiment. Like how far can we push this, let’s find out.
Mmw. This guy is going to have alot more damaging news soon.
Where does the lettuce stand on Nazism?
Ok that made me laugh….
GOP can’t even find a decent token for their cause. Sad.
If Trump thinks for 10 seconds that Robinson is going to be a drag on him in North Carolina, he’s picking up the phone and telling him to drop out. He’s gone by the end of next week.
You gotta eat the lettuce….
At least the lettuce doesn’t want to own slaves.
I just hope he stays in the race long enough to pass the time to withdraw and be replaced.
He’s the new Hershal Walker
Robinson just needs to hang on till midnight, the deadline to withdraw and have a new candidate replace him (though his name would be on the ballot).
Then he can rot
Ooow he cooked
The lettuce has a higher IQ.
This is a political arguement
SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN. SO SHALL IT BE DONE!
An opened Avocado would be a fair competition. And my money is on the avocado.
I dunno, he is getting great results from the “I am fucking insane” demographic
For a black person to win as a republican; they need to be an open bigot just like like white counterparts? Unbelievable but yet an everyday reality 😭
Please vote these assholes out.
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Go, Lettuce!!!
At least lettuce can’t harm you.
Waiting on the Mark Robinson story to drop…
https://preview.redd.it/8pw4lbfb9tpd1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b564d9647244e670bc5c4e8faa468b8d2471712
15 reddit gold wagered on the head of lettuce!
Nah, I want him in the race, so he can lose.
He’s either out in the next eight hours, or he can’t be replaced as the candidate at all.
Even if he drops out right now, his name would stay on the ballot but the NC GOP could nominate a replacement that his name stands for.
Once it’s Friday in NC, though, it’s him or Stein.
The lettuce has already defeated a Prime Minister of the UK.
I BET 1 PENNY THAT THE LETTUCE WINS!
[He already loves Hedda Lettuce](https://www.heddalettuce.com/)
But it would be an antidemocratic coup if they force him out, right? The primary voters chose him and him alone
🍿🥤
GO LETTUCE!!!
PAPA NEEDS A NEW SET OF ABORTION CLINICS!!
funny… there’s a drag performer in NY who used to have a Public Access show named Hedda Lettuce lol
Just make it through the end of the week when ballots are mailed out.
He’s horrible.
Mark was in a vice – Trump held this kompromat to control him, and democrats released it to end him. (Courtesy of Iran?)
As a North Carolinian, I really hope this guy doesn’t get elected
LOL, you idiots actually think American Republicans have the same amount of dignity as a U.K. Torrey?
The dude won’t step down. He’ll just claim he’s being attacked by the deep state…
Stop giving them credit where it isin’t due.
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE I GOT HEAD FROM LETTUCE! GOD AND TRUMP WANT ME TO WIN! JOSH STEIN WENT BACK IN TIME TO PLANT EVIDENCE! LETTUCE IS A PLANT! DO THAT MATH PEOPLE
~~Mark Robinson if he was Trump
Begin!
Lettuce: I Am Green Leafy and Cool, Fool, how bout you?
Robinson: Uh, I got nothin’
M.C. Winnah, Lettuce!
I worship Ralph!
https://preview.redd.it/xwuttg8tdupd1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2bed78f578f87d179fd0860aa7231a69501b04
Here’s one of his more colorful posts
I’m afraid of what he might do to that lettuce.
To be polite, this was a Lincoln Project X post – you should provide some credit.
This guy seems like some kind of social experiment. Like how far can we push this, let’s find out.
Mmw. This guy is going to have alot more damaging news soon.
Where does the lettuce stand on Nazism?
Ok that made me laugh….
GOP can’t even find a decent token for their cause. Sad.
If Trump thinks for 10 seconds that Robinson is going to be a drag on him in North Carolina, he’s picking up the phone and telling him to drop out. He’s gone by the end of next week.
You gotta eat the lettuce….
At least the lettuce doesn’t want to own slaves.
I just hope he stays in the race long enough to pass the time to withdraw and be replaced.
He’s the new Hershal Walker
Robinson just needs to hang on till midnight, the deadline to withdraw and have a new candidate replace him (though his name would be on the ballot).
Then he can rot
Ooow he cooked
The lettuce has a higher IQ.
This is a political arguement
SO SHALL IT BE WRITTEN. SO SHALL IT BE DONE!
An opened Avocado would be a fair competition. And my money is on the avocado.
I dunno, he is getting great results from the “I am fucking insane” demographic
For a black person to win as a republican; they need to be an open bigot just like like white counterparts? Unbelievable but yet an everyday reality 😭
Please vote these assholes out.
We’re in the weirdest fucking timeline.