Russian soldier in Toretsk (Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine) failed to change position through balcony
September 20, 2024
Russian soldier in Toretsk (Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine) failed to change position through balcony
by Creepy_Jeweler_1351
45 comments
Sometimes, they do just fall out of windows.
what an unfortunate suicide…
It’s like russians do in their hotel.
What a moron, I thought he was only 3 floors up to begin with
Nice fall but 0 points for landing. Could really work on that.
Looks like he stuck the cranial dismount.
Task failed successfully
The real question is whether u/False-God needs to include this one in their list
He felt head first. Woops
No onions. He killed himself
Huh… a russian actually falling out of a window…
What a bizarre day…
Darwin Award?
Don’t worry, some stray dogs will check for him later.
he ded.
OMG this made me laugh up loud. 🤣🤣🤣
There had to be an easier way, right?
What was the purpose of his manoeuvre? ???
What the hell.
Should have used the stairwell like everybody else…
Dumb ways to die.. So many dumb ways to die
Blyat!
He’s Russian, he should be used to that.
Wow I actually thought loads of people was getting assassinated by putin, it actually turns out these dumb fucker don’t know what stairs are, uneducated muppets. No wonder bungalows are so expensive prolong your life expectancy
Difficult job of window cleaner
This is the way
Omg is that cu*t ok?
I love the music near the end… it is like a kindergartener playing a recorder.
My thoughts was he was unable to take h to e stairs. Perhaps ukr forces were in the building and he was trying to escape. The building was under observation and he seemed to missing a lot his gear trying to make a break for it. Should’ve surrendered.
Doing that is sketchy at best. He probably did it while being drunk out of his mind.
They dont need KGB to fall out afterall?
Falling headfirst into rubble…. that’s a goner. What was he even doing, it’s not like there’s much loot in a burnt out building.
aaaand he is gone…..
Didn’t I see Putin’s hand push him from inside? 😂
Why waste bullet when gravity work as well
Should have used stairskis
I wouldn’t trust my life to the structural integrity of a window frame, but here is a Russian trusting his to a bombed and burned window frame.
Guess Russians don’t even value their own life.
He must of been drunk? What was he even planning?
Damn the russians do really fall from the windows such a interesting phenomena 🤔
Also r/DarwinAwards
Maybe they do just fall out of windows?
Thought it was 2nd story not that high 🤣
Turns out falling out a window wasn’t correlated with assassination attempts, huh.
LOL!!!!!!!
He seemed so confident, like he’s done it 100’s of times… Then suddenly.. splat !!
Now his Mom will never get the money… Russia don’t cover falling from windows.
When your VDV unit is out of planes to jump from
ok ok I’ll say it
SPLYAT
See, that is what happened to all of Putin’s opponents, they were all balcony jumping, Putin had nothing to do with it. You all thought Vlad had them eliminated now we see Russians have an uncontrollable desire to balcony jump.
45 comments
Sometimes, they do just fall out of windows.
what an unfortunate suicide…
It’s like russians do in their hotel.
What a moron, I thought he was only 3 floors up to begin with
Nice fall but 0 points for landing. Could really work on that.
Looks like he stuck the cranial dismount.
Task failed successfully
The real question is whether u/False-God needs to include this one in their list
He felt head first. Woops
No onions. He killed himself
Huh… a russian actually falling out of a window…
What a bizarre day…
Darwin Award?
Don’t worry, some stray dogs will check for him later.
he ded.
OMG this made me laugh up loud. 🤣🤣🤣
There had to be an easier way, right?
What was the purpose of his manoeuvre?
???
What the hell.
Should have used the stairwell like everybody else…
Dumb ways to die.. So many dumb ways to die
Blyat!
He’s Russian, he should be used to that.
Wow I actually thought loads of people was getting assassinated by putin, it actually turns out these dumb fucker don’t know what stairs are, uneducated muppets. No wonder bungalows are so expensive prolong your life expectancy
Difficult job of window cleaner
This is the way
Omg is that cu*t ok?
I love the music near the end… it is like a kindergartener playing a recorder.
My thoughts was he was unable to take h to e stairs. Perhaps ukr forces were in the building and he was trying to escape. The building was under observation and he seemed to missing a lot his gear trying to make a break for it.
Should’ve surrendered.
Doing that is sketchy at best. He probably did it while being drunk out of his mind.
They dont need KGB to fall out afterall?
Falling headfirst into rubble…. that’s a goner. What was he even doing, it’s not like there’s much loot in a burnt out building.
aaaand he is gone…..
Didn’t I see Putin’s hand push him from inside? 😂
Why waste bullet when gravity work as well
Should have used stairskis
I wouldn’t trust my life to the structural integrity of a window frame, but here is a Russian trusting his to a bombed and burned window frame.
Guess Russians don’t even value their own life.
He must of been drunk? What was he even planning?
Damn the russians do really fall from the windows such a interesting phenomena 🤔
Also r/DarwinAwards
Maybe they do just fall out of windows?
Thought it was 2nd story not that high 🤣
Turns out falling out a window wasn’t correlated with assassination attempts, huh.
LOL!!!!!!!
He seemed so confident, like he’s done it 100’s of times… Then suddenly.. splat !!
Now his Mom will never get the money… Russia don’t cover falling from windows.
When your VDV unit is out of planes to jump from
ok ok I’ll say it
SPLYAT
See, that is what happened to all of Putin’s opponents, they were all balcony jumping, Putin had nothing to do with it. You all thought Vlad had them eliminated now we see Russians have an uncontrollable desire to balcony jump.
Who Knew!
/s