Russian soldier in Toretsk (Donetsk Oblast, Ukraine) failed to change position through balcony

45 comments

1. Sometimes, they do just fall out of windows.

2. what an unfortunate suicide…

3. It’s like russians do in their hotel.

4. What a moron, I thought he was only 3 floors up to begin with

5. Nice fall but 0 points for landing. Could really work on that.

6. Looks like he stuck the cranial dismount.

7. Task failed successfully

8. The real question is whether u/False-God needs to include this one in their list

9. He felt head first. Woops

10. No onions. He killed himself

11. Huh… a russian actually falling out of a window…

    What a bizarre day…

12. Darwin Award?

13. Don’t worry, some stray dogs will check for him later.

14. he ded.

15. OMG this made me laugh up loud. 🤣🤣🤣

16. There had to be an easier way, right?

17. What was the purpose of his manoeuvre?
    ???

    What the hell.

18. Should have used the stairwell like everybody else…

19. Dumb ways to die.. So many dumb ways to die

20. Blyat!

21. He’s Russian, he should be used to that.

22. Wow I actually thought loads of people was getting assassinated by putin, it actually turns out these dumb fucker don’t know what stairs are, uneducated muppets. No wonder bungalows are so expensive prolong your life expectancy

23. Difficult job of window cleaner

24. This is the way

25. Omg is that cu*t ok?

26. I love the music near the end… it is like a kindergartener playing a recorder.

27. My thoughts was he was unable to take h to e stairs. Perhaps ukr forces were in the building and he was trying to escape. The building was under observation and he seemed to missing a lot his gear trying to make a break for it.
    Should’ve surrendered.

28. Doing that is sketchy at best. He probably did it while being drunk out of his mind.

29. They dont need KGB to fall out afterall?

30. Falling headfirst into rubble…. that’s a goner. What was he even doing, it’s not like there’s much loot in a burnt out building.

31. aaaand he is gone…..

32. Didn’t I see Putin’s hand push him from inside? 😂

33. Why waste bullet when gravity work as well

34. Should have used stairskis

35. I wouldn’t trust my life to the structural integrity of a window frame, but here is a Russian trusting his to a bombed and burned window frame.

    Guess Russians don’t even value their own life.

36. He must of been drunk? What was he even planning?

37. Damn the russians do really fall from the windows such a interesting phenomena 🤔

    Also r/DarwinAwards

38. Maybe they do just fall out of windows?

39. Thought it was 2nd story not that high 🤣

40. Turns out falling out a window wasn’t correlated with assassination attempts, huh.

41. LOL!!!!!!!

42. He seemed so confident, like he’s done it 100’s of times… Then suddenly.. splat !!

    Now his Mom will never get the money… Russia don’t cover falling from windows.

43. When your VDV unit is out of planes to jump from

44. ok ok I’ll say it

    SPLYAT

45. See, that is what happened to all of Putin’s opponents, they were all balcony jumping, Putin had nothing to do with it. You all thought Vlad had them eliminated now we see Russians have an uncontrollable desire to balcony jump.

    Who Knew!

    /s