This is a strange moving phenomenon – two Russians soldiers who tried to crawl across the field on their knees(NSFW warning)(location not stated)

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1. I believe this is the closest we will ever get to personal cage armour even tho it is mostly an attempt at camouflage

   source: https:// t .me /mechanized33/373

2. I can’t figure out how you got them: they never even saw you!

3. Turtle pigs

4. The first one crawled to his destiny.

5. Can’t have your lower legs blown off by a drone drop if you’re on your hands and knees.

   * Orc Logic

6. [They should try this next…](https://www.madhattersfancydress.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Chestnut-Horse-full-length-knee-up-600×712.jpg)

7. Lmao turtle orcs

8. Burns like typical ruzzians…

9. damn. hiding under the covers doesnt make the monsters go away.

10. First “personal cope cage”.

    First “personal Hell on Earth”

    He was full of first’s that one. 

11. Thats what they get for taking a knee.

12. Getting caught while attempting to be stealthy is an awkward thing. Some people are better at being ninjas than others and its not for me or these orcs.

13. Well Harry Potterski, zis cloak of inviZibility ist kapotski…

14. Now that’s what I call a Dutch Oven.

15. No fair… somebody must have put a fifth of vodka out on the field as bait.

16. An ordinary walking bush. Nothing to see here.

17. At least they weren’t cold

18. And I thought I’d seen everything…

19. Typical mobile cremation

20. Now this was a nice deathly hallow!

21. Aaah nice they are camping together,one even made a nice campfire. 😄

22. Temu invisibility cloak

23. 100% thought that was a tortoise

24. the shitty thermal blankie is the new standing still

25. U/recognizesong

26. univisability cloak?

27. A for effort

28. So did the Cano work?

29. Pre body bagged.

30. i think there was some other purpose for the camo because it looks like they used a pvc frame around it. maybe they were trying to get a flat rectangle instead of a body shape for imaging

31. Why are they so flammable?

32. When I saw their security blankie burning, that’s when I figured they were probably better off without it

33. So hiding like that doesn’t work as well as it does in video games, noted…

34. Zzz

35. ❗

36. https://youtu.be/qFRG478RWYw?si=3ghQt9muoeJZADPd&t=10s

37. Go to YouTube and look up “Monty Python how not to be seen”.

38. Two russians in a trenchcoat

39. Remember that video of two people in Zebra suit going to lion pride? Feels similar…

40. Ffs bolek i saw ur legs….

41. We’ve had turtle tanks now we have turtle orcs

42. The curiously moving bush turned into a burning bush.

43. Have no idea what game they were playing.

44. Who the fuck told these guys this was gonna work?

45. As taught in Saint Mary’s School of Acting.

    “Be the bush. Be the bush.”

46. “when you run out of tanks to make into a turtle”

47. Ah, the Russky version of Burning Man festival?

48. Boris and Natasha vill not catch squirrel and moose.