Good progress Texans, it’s okay to be Austin-Weird, but not useless-Rafael-weird. (Senate Race: Colin Allred finally leading in polls)

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31 comments
  1. Why does Ted Cruz always look like a bad Wolverine cosplay working the day shift at a geriatric strip club?

  2. “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

    ~ Frank Wilhoit

  3. So weird to insist upon Ted when your middle name is Edward and your first name doesn’t begin with T.

  4. We’re about to have World War 3 and we’re dealing with this goofy ass nonsense please get these people out of government holy shit

  5. In no way does this make my life better. Politicians are paid by people to make decisions to help society. What the hell is cruz doing all day?

  6. How many republicans do you think know Ted’s real name? Of those republicans, how many do you think would disown him if they knew?

  7. Makes me happy to think Rafael will be unemployed. Hope him and Rick Scott have to start a shitty podcast where they lie about politics.

  8. I wouldn’t get my hopes up over one outlier poll that has Allred up by 1% when he is down 5% in all the other ones, including a poll conducted 2 weeks ago by the same company…

    It would be great if Allred wins, but it’s still an uphill battle…

  9. Texans, if you get rid of raphael I invite you to a clam bake on Cape Cod, if you can get rid of Abbott we can add lobster to the menu, if we can find a common ground on our end let’s do a huge beach bash / cookout on the dunes of Race Point to hammer out the details and be Americans together

  10. Jumping neon Jesus! Lawmakers really out there wasting time (and money) on things that are not a real problem! Useless!

  11. A law saying people can’t choose what they want to be called? From the party that claims to love freedom? HOW DOES THIS MAKE US MORE FREE?

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