I think he is going to do the rain dance.

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1. Golden showers for everyone.

2. he will release the pee(-tape)…..

3. Trump: “Climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese”

   Also Trump: “Why are there so many droughts?!”

   Also Trump – HE’S A FUCKING RAPIST. Why are we normalizing this piece of shit?

4. He’s now the kid in HS that promised half days every Friday if you voted for him for student body president! 😅

   “Vote for me and I will get installed a slushie machine in the cafeteria!”

5. “We need human sacrifices so that I your new god can bring the rains.”

6. I’m gonna put tarrifs on the clouds till they rain like you’ve never seen. It will be beautiful. You’ll have tears in your eyes and say, “Sir, sir, you did it, sir. You saved all of us! Please, please let us allow you to be President forever!” And I’ll have to say “yes” because otherwise that would be rude and nasty.

7. He will literally say and promise anything to get elected. Everyone will be millionaires, you’ll all have three cars and bigh screen TVs. It will rain everyday except on your wedding day. People are saying.

   It’s insulting to even substandard intelligence.

8. You really have to have a room-temperature IQ to believe anything this asshat says

9. This can’t be real.

10. Trump was president, did the rain increase 2016-2020?

11. While tears are composed mostly of water and do fall in droplets, they are not rain.

12. He says rain but what he really wants to say is reign. What a loser wanna-be dictator.

13. He knows the best clouds. The best low pressure systems. El Nino is his maid.

14. Given that this is coming from the Maga Republicans, the best we can hope for from them is that they would all be pissing on us and calling it rain..

15. He will sign an executive order for rain. Don’t say he didn’t act.

16. He’ll turn the faucet on

17. Is he running for student council president?

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20. Golden showers for everyone!

    Syphilis free!

21. Is this real? Can’t tell.

22. rain dance- double air dicking

23. Trump’s going to personally turn that faucet in Canada for everyone down south. That’s how tru.p rolls. He can do biggly things. One of them is lie like no other.

24. 

    Makin’ it “rain“

25. Electrolytes. It’s what the plants crave. 

26. This has to be fake, surely he doesnt believe his cult members are stupid enough to think he can make it rain…. right?

27. This has got to be satire. I mean not even Donnie would be dumb enough to post something this insanely stupid, right?